Geraldine

Hey,
my name is Geraldine, I think it's french or something idk, and I'm 14 and a girl.
Ever since I was like 5 I would be always playing on my pink Nintendo feeding my wee Nintendogs or jumping over mushrooms in Mario. (Did I mention I was Scottish?)
I live in Scotland and tend to use a bunch of Scottish slang that nobody ever understands so if you're Scottish too, hmu.
I also play league sometimes, CSGO, COD omgomggo, gta5 on my sisters ps3 and sometimes some slither.io only when i'm feeling that extra bit cool.
I live on a kinda farm with 7 horses, 10 chickens or something, I don't spend my free time counting chickens man.
one dog and some bats flying around the yard at night.
I've never broken a bone.
I own over 50 makeup brushes.
I love to draw and got a merit in art at school but then told my art teacher I wasn't taking art ahbgshgashghdfs. Soz man.
I literally talk like this irl but not when I'm being serious.
I just realised I have the gym today and I'm still hurting from when they made me lift a god damn weight thing when I was doing my squats yesterday, somebody save me.
Also fun fact I can only use a teaspoon for anything requiring a spoon, no tablespoons fam no ladles, only teaspoons and after many years my family have finally learnt this and they now lay a teaspoon out on the table for me to prevent me from having to get up and replacing my tablespoon myself when I'm having my souppp.
I go to a Christian private school cuz I'm all posh or something idk ask my parents, personally, I would much rather go to a normal public school, but oki.
I really enjoy maths, physics and chemistry, hopefully taking physics and maths all the way to advanced higher, all you Americans who don't know what that is you can google ittt.
Well, I used to play mc on my dad's phone all the way until I was like 11/12? And I gave my B-Day money to my dad and I was like yo, dad, help a girl out and buy me some Minecraft. And yeah he did so ta-dah.
I hate critical essays, discursive essays, expository essays, persuasive essays and all that jazz, though my English teacher wants me to think otherwise.
Oh and I also play rugby, many people say it's a boys sport but whatever I could probably tackle every person who said that so yeh, we won the title of Scottish U15 rugby champions 2 years running so far maybe even 3.
I used to do horse riding but I stopped after I got into rugby.
I train 5-6 times a week 4 of which are gym time, this is so irrelevant but I don't know what else to put sooo.
I also go cycling quite often with the fam and I almost always fall off my bike because I get too ambitious.
My favourite game in the entirety of the world has to be Eggwars and if you think you can beat me, fight me.
I'm also a girl guide which is like girl scouts over in America i think, i went through rainbows, brownies and then to guides and I have collected and earned over 120 badges wooo.
Even though I live on a kinda-farm and play rugby I would still refer to myself as kind of a girl-girl who's into like makeup and clothes and stuffff.
I enjoy listening to Greenday, Melanie Martinez, 5sos, Halsey and my favourite songs are;
nieve by the kooks,
Mr Brightside by The Killers
and
Chasing cars by Snow Patrol.
My favourite 'catchphrase' is, 'it's calm' so don't steal it oki.
I also have three sisters,
one is 16, one is 8 and the other turns 5 on the 12th so if you ever do skype me then prepare for background noise of children running up and down the hallway on scooters or roller skates or chasing the dog or whatever they do nowadays I'm always in my room so I don't tend to notice.
Uhmmm my favourite food is lemon cheesecake.
I also say fight me a lot for someone who has never fought anyone and still cries at Marley and Me.
I'm always broke no matter what and I don't get pocket money cuz my parents are savage.
I also play hockey at school, netball and once played football when on a school trip and broke a guys thumb prior to scoring a goal against an all-boy team. yay.
I'm too outgoing, i love bubble baths and I have nothing but surfing in Wales planned this summer so thanks school for taking 4k a term off of ma fam so we cannae go to Greece this year, cheers.

P.S sorry for incorrect punctuation and scrambled information I got excited.


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