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This light is only from one source. Not the sun, not materialistic things, no... not even the beard of Notch himself! This light comes from Planters Peanuts. The one path to perfection.

But the light I speak of is brighter than a thousand phones flashlights! I speak of light that trumps all others. Tell me, Aimee, have you ever been blinded just by thinking of such an intense light? (If so, I suggest seeing a doctor immediately.)

Thanks! Have fun with your summer plans as well!

Some of both actually. I've been home for the moment, but I'm going camping pretty soon.

Niiiiccceee!!! Mine started about 2 weeks ago. Bored already, but it sure beats homework.

Alright. How bout you say it on your own then? Don't give in to the dark side. It is hard to see where there is no light. (You might run into a wall or something!)

I'm doing good, and I've just been busy with real life for awhile. So what's new with you?

Nooo! That is the enemy talking! Say it with me Aimee. "Peanuts are friends, not food." You can't give in, conceal don't feel. Put on a show.

Hellooooo! Long time no see my old friend!

Dude, sorry but I cannot help. I am not staff so even if I wanted to I have no power over banning/unbanning.

No. I refuse to be eaten. *Cue 70s disco music* I will survive!!!

Fun fact I'm making up on the spot: Freddie Mercury, the lead singer of Queen, loved peanut butter above all else, and most of his love songs were written to the Great Peanut. True story. (ish.)

Thank you. Thank you. -I MEAN... *DEAD*

I thought it was just indigestion... Oh God, I'm feeling weak... Aimee, please... tell my family they were "Ok"... And remember, I hid the money in the... *DEAD*

So are you!!! \o/

By a living walrus? I'll believe it when I see it. :D That would actually probably be worth it. I can imagine, "Hey, punk, gimme your lunch money." "But I don't have lunch money, and you are a walrus." "Alright kid, I tried to go easy on you." *SHANK*

I feel sick... That's like me wanting to eat unicorns! It's disrespectful, and they probably taste like horse hair D:

THAT'S WHAT A WALNUT WOULD SAY!!! Aimee... did they get to you?!?

That's no fun! Firstly, I have no one to brag to about my riches, and secondly, my computer can't even handle the load of a singleplayer world :(

But dying walruses can also kill you. (Dun dun duuuuuuuun!!!) Ever been crushed by a dying walrus? I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy...

BUT NOW WHERE WILL I PLAY PURE VANILLA SURVIVAL? CCG HAS NO SUCH SERVER. SUCH IS LIFE.

I don't know about that one. Dying walruses are one of my greatest fears. (Second only to Bob Saget.)

... Digletts. Nomnomno-*pffftttttt* They taste like stale dirt, and worms! That's disgusting!

CAPS LOCK IS MY BEST FRIEND. (Also the fastest way to get kicked off of some Minecraft servers.)

That voice in your head was clearly wrong. Nuts are friends. Not food. Except for stinkin' walnuts.

:D Took far too long to come up with a peanut themed joke.

GOOD TO HEAR. WHY ARE WE YELLING?!?

PRETTY GOOD. HOW ABOUT YOURSELF?

Nope. Haven't quite mastered that one yet. I sound more like a dying walrus than a cat or kitten.

NUU YOU COM ERE. I DON'T WANNA MOVE.