Dr. Phil

[KoningKiwi]

Hello, my name is Dr. Phil McGraw, perhaps the most well-known mental health professional in the world. I am the host of the leader in daytime talk, Dr. Phil. Launched in 2002, I provide the most comprehensive forum on mental health issues in the history of television. For 12 years, I have used the Dr. Phil platform to make psychology accessible and understandable to the general public by addressing important personal and social issues. Using my top-rated show as a teaching tool, I take aim at the critical issues of our time, including the “silent epidemics” of bullying, drug abuse, domestic violence, depression, child abuse, suicide and various forms of severe mental illness. Now, today I have decided to come to the CCG forums to answer al your questions. Are you wondering why blue trees are not green? Or have you been questioning the fact that a sheep simply cant fly? This is your chance! I have the solution to anything. Anything.

You have come to the right neighbourhood, motherphiller
Feel free to ask your inportant life questions!

 

[guardd]

Why is me not you but me?

 

[KoningKiwi]

Why is me not you but me?

Good question!
This is one of those super complicated questions with a super simple answer.
Obviously, me is not you, but me. Because if me were you, then you were me.
We cant know for sure that if me were you, that you were me, but let's say that if you were me, that me were you and the other way round.
Now, let's first have a look at the word 'me'.
Me is actually the subject of I. It is used for referring to yourself when you are the person who is speaking/writing.
You is the subject of you. That word is used to refer to the person(s) you are talking/writing to.
It would not make any sense if you used you to refer to yourself and to use me to refer to another person, because you are not me and me is not you. And maybe we are all wrong. A wise man once told me: You is only you if me is me, and me is only me if you is you, but if you isnt you, then me isnt me and if me isnt me, then you isnt you. We are just humans. What do we know? Life is a rollercoaster.

 

[TheAdventurerMM]

Why is the milky way called milky way, it doesn't have anything to do with milk, right?

 

[Walker_Walkis]

What is life?

 

[Iselciour]

The most difficult question of all, what is..

3+3=?

 

[Pingu_]

if a woodchuchker chucks wood how much does a woodchuchucker chuck wood if if a wood..chucker....chucker.... i have lost myself in dis scorcery!

 

[Tacosbefriends]

Why do my dogs growl at the toilet?

 

[Noodles77]

I found a poptart underneath my bed, but it smells like outside... Where did it come from?

 

[SevereWarning]

Is your show fake?

 

[SubSub]

Why do tigers like wearing onesies?

 

[_Patrickk]

9+10?

 

[Sophie]

Why am I commenting on this thread?

 

[_Manoo_]

Can you explain why i made my signature as i did, (ect using the illuminati?)

 

[Abi_]

How do you make your head so shiny?

 

[Apolo Ptolomeo]

what if Dr. Phill was not kill??

 

[gedas001]

Why are firetrucks red?

 

[KoningKiwi]

Why is the milky way called milky way, it doesn't have anything to do with milk, right?

Well Matt, Im afraid you're wrong
The ingredients in the Milky Way are sugar, glucose syrup (sources include wheat), milk solids, vegetable fat, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, barley malt extract, cocoa powder, egg white, emulsifier (soy lecithin), salt, natural flavour (vanilla extract)
Also may be present: Peanuts and treenuts
confectionery contains products derived from soybeans, wheat, barley, egg and MILK.

Conclusion: There actually IS milk in Milky Way, that's why it is called Milky Way

 

[KoningKiwi]

What is life?

 

[KoningKiwi]

I derped...


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