Fake Staff Application

[Komodо]

I don't want to become staff, but I like to write applications (I got accepted for an excellent school programme, while I have very bad school notes. :cry: )
OLD FORMAT BECAUSE I HATE NEW FORMATS. THANK YOU.

Anyways,

-Name

komododragon2002


-Country/Language

I live in The Netherlands GMT +1
I speak English, Dutch and Belgian fluently. Moreover, I do speak a bit French, Latin and Old Greek


-Forum profile

C'mon, I even put effort into this application, if you want to see my profile, just click on my Blockband picture.


-Discord

Discord? Why discord? Teamspeak is better. Just add my name: komododragon2002

-How much time do you spend every day on Cube?

0-14 hours

-What makes me different from all other applicants,

I have 100 Blockband stars and 1050 Super Craft Bros wins. I also make a lot of (Blockband) memes which receive many likes, while they are pure garbage. I'm probably the only one who doesn't want to become staff for any perks / banning people / fame. But just so that my rank fits in the purple glass at Skywars. I'm also one of the only people who outplayed Zelda Skyward Sword as their first Zelda game and didn't actually rant the game. Moreover I only have a Nintendo DS, a Wii and a PC. The only game I play is Minecraft. I don't like shooting games and I don't play "popular games". I actually do things that I like, instead of what other people want you to like. That's also the reason I don't want to be staff, because it's not fun at all.


-Have you ever been banned? (Did you learn from it?)

Yeah, muted three times (1 perm and 2 times 1 month) and one time banned for 1 month
First time I was a total retard (I still am) and I spammed someone and got perm banned by @Sophie
I probably didn't learn anything, because I got muted 2 times more

2nd time I got muted for spamming in Skyblock by @Soph
I spammed everyone to buy my wool of my sheeeeep (@RemiO05 )

1st time I got banned by @hackersfontwin for building inappropiate (a @Mac) in Eggwars.
I still don't know why I got banned, because it makes no sense whatsoever.

3rd time I got muted by @telegamer for saying "crappy server". Ok.


What makes you different from all the other people?

As a wise man, @CommunistCactus once said, everyone is equal. So nothing makes me different. Also, we live on a christian server. All people are bad and "memento mori" we have to die and wait for the paradise. Although I would rather meat Satan, in hell, because Blockband got created by Satan.

-Something else?

Nespresso. What else?


Thank you for not reading the whole application, because you probably stopped reading halfway, due to an overload of autism. Peach!

 

[skifby]

3rd time I got muted by @telegamer for saying "crappy server". Ok.

That isn't against the rules :v

proof:

Anyways, goodluck with your blockband rank application :)

 

[Komodо]

That isn't against the rules :v

proof:

https://appeals.cubecraft.net/find_appeals/komododragon2002

https://reports.cubecraft.net/report/evidence/apGkx6w2RRxIdcK2kJUC

Greetings

 

[remio]

But..why?

 

[Facelurite]

F R I C K GL ON HELPER PLEB

 

[MJ010101]

”I speak Belgian fluently”

-komododragon2002 2018

 

[Facelurite]

I’m making my own version just to prove anybody can get helper.

 

[Komodо]

I’m making my own version just to prove anybody can get helper.

Lol, think of it. You get accepted. An another Shamel gets the helper rank :P

 

[Facelurite]

Lol, think of it. You get accepted. An another Shamel gets the helper rank :p

Yo i made one check it out

 

[Sophie]

First time I was a total retard (I still am) and I spammed someone and got perm banned by @Sophie

2nd time I got muted for spamming in Skyblock by @Soph

Wooo, team Sophie! :)

As a wise man, @CommunistCactus once said, everyone is equal.

"All (people) are equal, but some (people) are more equal than others" - George Orwell

That isn't against the rules :v

proof:

Anyways, goodluck with your blockband rank application :)

TIL we can say 'crappy'. Probably still won't because I'm polite at least 20% of the time, but that's a neat bit of freedom I never knew we had :)

 

[skifby]

TIL we can say 'crappy'. Probably still won't because I'm polite at least 20% of the time, but that's a neat bit of freedom I never knew we had :)

Crap yeah! I crapping always wanted to say crap you. So crap you!
jk ly

 

[Sophie]

Crap yeah! I crapping always wanted to say crap you. So crap you!

>:U You are very rude, reporting you for this.

 

[Power Ranger]

Blockband stars

I should've mentioned this in my app! :o

 

[Max ♠]

https://appeals.cubecraft.net/find_appeals/komododragon2002

https://reports.cubecraft.net/report/evidence/apGkx6w2RRxIdcK2kJUC

Greetings

Tell someone to drink dihydrogen monoxide, wouldn't be surprised if you'd get muted for it.

 

[Sophie]

Tell someone to drink dihydrogen monoxide, wouldn't be surprised if you'd get muted for it.

Or diet coke. As little as two drops can give me a headache that lasts all evening. The devil's beverage :/
Edit: TIL Dihydrogen monoxide is water :o I wonder how much I can trolling I can do with this >:3

 

[Facelurite]

Tell someone to drink dihydrogen monoxide, wouldn't be surprised if you'd get muted for it.

@Copy of copy of 1-12.exe made a thread with the word on and it got deleted because staff had no clue what it was

 

[skifby]

Y'all should drink H2O!

Staff be like: "BANNED, evidence:"

 

[Facelurite]

I’m going to FFA to tell people to drink H2O lets see if I get muted

 

[Facelurite]

https://www.cubecraft.net/members/tacosbefriends.2718/


lets see what happens now

 

[Komodо]

Y'all should drink H2O!

Staff be like: "BANNED, evidence:"

https://nl.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/H2O:_Just_Add_Water
Ariël would be proud of you!