How about a Ninja named Bevans who wants to be accepted and have a great legacy, but because he's such an easy kill to all the other kits, everybody wants to murder them for that juicy +1 point? So, Bevans decides that he'll prove to everybody that he's not as weak or as pathetic as his armour implies. He chooses to prove himself, by going to the strongholds that situate the emperors of all other kits, and kill them. These emperors are the greatest players of their respective kits in the world, and emphasis should be put on said fact. Bevans isn't just killing four random players; he's killing the best four players this server has ever seen!
As Bevans kills each emperor, he will acquire more and more loot that will help him on his quest (i.e. Killing the Archer Emperor grants him a bow and a handful of arrows, killing the Swordsman grants him a better sword, etc.). However, it is important that he never acquires better armour. For, that would mean he cannot run as fast, and his great speed will be the factor in the final fight that grants him victory).
An epic showdown will occur once he reaches his final destination: The Beast Emperor's throne. He stands tall above Pride Rock, however it is only climbable to a certain extent from the bottom of the map, near the large water area. As Bevans scales that tall, rigorous mountain, the Emperor's praetorian guards step in (more beast kits) and try to intervene. Bevans must use his natural speed and cunning wit to outmaneuver the praetorian guards because his puny armour would never allow him to win a fight against that many Beast kits, and certainly not on a hilltop where one false move would result in him falling to his early grave. Once he has lured the guards away and the Emperor is exposed, Bevans must avoid crazy arrow fire to reach the top! Here, the final showdown will occur, as Bevans dodges various swings and uses his Knockback I sword to smack him off the top of the cliff! We flash forward to fifteen years into the future, and Bevans is now retired. He sits at home, one of the many apartment buildings on Classic, and tells his children of his marvelous odyssey. He remarks how he won fame, glory, and the respect that he sought out so long ago, before being shot in the back of the head by an Archer that sneaked up behind him.
Kit Emperor locations
Archer = Top of helicopter in Classic
Beast = Pride Rock in Savannah
Swordsman = Inside the large helmet thing in Flatlands
Wizard = By one of the massive statues in Kingdom, say, the one near the lighthouse that you
can't choose to spawn at, since that area is usually quiet
This epic tale will of course, be a commentary of sorts on the FFA community as a whole. They prey on the weaker kits because "lol bad armour = noob", never fully understanding nor appreciating the fact that we underdogs use the kits that we do because they're fun, rather than because they're the best.
What do you think, lmao?
@Gary Oak @Sylvaly
