TheSweetSuitMan
Well-Known Member
YOUR SKIN. REINVENTED.
Have you always wanted your own UNIQUE skin,
tailored to your EXACT needs? Look no further,
since here you have the ULTIMATE skin for the ULTIMATE
knockout player. Coming in two varieties, one for HIM and one
for HER, there is no need to ever search for a new
skin no matter your gender identity.
HEALTHY. ORGANIC. SUSTAINABLE.
Where other skin manufacturers have no regard for your health or
its environment, our skins are made from organic AVOCADO,
so you will never feel GUILTY using it. Harvested from Volcán Tacaná
in the heart of MEXICO this skin will REDEFINE purity.
Fair wages are given to all Mexican workers, so their local tradition of
skin making can continue forever.*
STILL NOT CONVINCED?
See this promotional video we've made recently
showing off the potential of our skins:
*until we no longer need them or when they cross the border.
Have you always wanted your own UNIQUE skin,
tailored to your EXACT needs? Look no further,
since here you have the ULTIMATE skin for the ULTIMATE
knockout player. Coming in two varieties, one for HIM and one
for HER, there is no need to ever search for a new
skin no matter your gender identity.
HEALTHY. ORGANIC. SUSTAINABLE.
Where other skin manufacturers have no regard for your health or
its environment, our skins are made from organic AVOCADO,
so you will never feel GUILTY using it. Harvested from Volcán Tacaná
in the heart of MEXICO this skin will REDEFINE purity.
Fair wages are given to all Mexican workers, so their local tradition of
skin making can continue forever.*
STILL NOT CONVINCED?
See this promotional video we've made recently
showing off the potential of our skins:
*until we no longer need them or when they cross the border.
I'm going to download it.
