Halloween Jokes 2023

[cryptofrogz]

It’s that time of year Where things start to get spooky

Here you shall Post Your best Halloween Jokes!

Let’s Get this started:

What do You call a Spider with 10 eyes?

Spoiler: Click Me!

A Spiiiiiiiiiider

 

[HoppyFrog]

Nice one :)

 

[Reesle]

Where do ghosts go for a swim?

Spoiler: Spoiler : Punch-line

The Dead Sea

 

[Blom]

oh... dont get me started guys

What is a ghost's favourite dessert?

Spoiler: punchline

I-Scream

I'll spare you with just one but I got a lot of crackin' jokes about skeletons too

 

[Reesle]

A guy goes to the cemetery to bury his broken robot.
What does he want on the tombstone?

Spoiler: Punch-line

Rust In Peace

 

[UncleSpect]

Will the Halloween lobby not come this year? @reeels

 

[𝑷𝑹𝑶 𝑾𝑰𝑵𝑵𝑨𝑨𝑹]

What does a panda ghost eat?

Spoiler: Answer

Bam-BOO

What do Italian ghosts have for dinner?

Spoiler: Answer

Spook-hetti

 

[Reesle]

Will the Halloween lobby not come this year? @reeels

At first I thought it wasn’t going to, but now I’m pretty sure it is coming again this year.

 

[UncleSpect]

At first I thought it wasn’t going to, but now I’m pretty sure it is coming again this year.

But do you know when?

 

[Reesle]

But do you know when?

Sorry, no, not sure when. Maybe one of the admins will be able to tell you if you ask them.

 

[ItsCheetah]

What did the ghost say when he realized he'd been cheated? I've been bam-BOO-zled!

 

[cryptofrogz]

Who did Frankenstein go Trick or Treating with?

Spoiler: Click Me!

His Ghoul Friend

 

[Casualpoalrbear]

Why didn't the skeleton ask his crush out?

Spoiler

He lost his backBONE

 

[cryptofrogz]

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Spoiler: Click Me!

Because he was outstanding in his field!

 

[cryptofrogz]

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

Spoiler: Click Me!

Because he had no body to go with him!

 

[Casualpoalrbear]

What's is a bat favorite game?

Spoiler

Baseball

 

[dvodany]

What is a zombie sleepover called?

Spoiler: Punch Line

Mass grave.

 

[𝑷𝑹𝑶 𝑾𝑰𝑵𝑵𝑨𝑨𝑹]

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞?

Spoiler: Answer

They check their horror-scope

𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐩?

Spoiler: Answer

It bytes

 

[Reesle]

Which part of the haunted mansion is off-limits to ghosts?

Spoiler: Punch-line

The Living Room

 

[cryptofrogz]

What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes?

Spoiler: Click Me!

"They really suck!"