Horrible jokes & puns

[RockBob4]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger...
Then it hit me.

 

[iDontPlayMinecraft.exe]

Here we go cheesiest pun ever,
Hey guys all of your jokes are so punny

 

[Livid]

 

[Pandrai]

Whats brown and sticky?
A stick
What goes on your feet and is slippery?
A slipper

 

[Waveware]

The sun doesn't have to go to college because it already has 28 million degrees.

 

[Brittley]

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention ;)

 

[Brittley]

I hope these jokes are making you feel very unpunfortable ;)

 

[Orangeric88]

What’s the worst thing about throwing a party in space?

Spoiler: Answer

You have to planet.

When’s the best time to go to the dentist?

Spoiler: Answer

Two Thirty.

Why do people hate eating German sausages?

Spoiler: Answer

It was the Wurst.

Why should you never use a dull pencil?

Spoiler: Answer

Because... it's pointless

What do you call a fake noodle?

Spoiler: Answer

AN IMPASTA

Why did Adele cross the road?

Spoiler: Answer

To say "Hello from the other side..." "I almost just slipped and died."

 

[X_EpicM_X]

What did Batman tell Superman after they finished fighting?
You are *bat* at fighting.... ill kms now

 

[X_EpicM_X]

lol

 

[Brittley]

I'd tell you a joke, But Im Shaving it for later :p

 

[iDontPlayMinecraft.exe]

lol

I have another animal one, Did you make that on porpoise

 

[Pandrai]

Here's an intelligent one

DIdja here about the guys that broke in to the police station last week?!?!
It was crazy, they stole all the toilets, the police have no leads and nothing to go on!

Tell me if u got it :) this wasn't a bad but joke but rather a good one, hope it made u smile

EDIT: I have nothing to do so I will add some more

Why did the boy from his icecream?
He got hit by a bus

What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint

There is this 70 year old man who hates vegetables and hasn't had one in over 30 years. He goes to this big banquet and decides to eat some vegetables there. He grabs some carrots, peas, broccoli, and corn and goes to sit down. He gets on pea on his spoon and in a rather loud voice says(read the next part out loud, it helps with the joke) "I haven't had a pea in 30 years!" Another guy from across the room yells "ALL WHO CANT SWIM HEAD FOR THE CHANDELIERS!"

The last one is another intelligent joke :p

 

[RockBob4]

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Europe
Europe who?
Hey, I am not a poo!

 

[RynezDev]

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

 

[Pandaa]

Sign on the door of an internet hacker. 'Gone Phishing'.

After punching his computer and breaking his hand, the guy required tech knuckle support.

Did you hear about the computer technician who received third degree burns? He touched the firewall

I wood make up a pun, but then you guys would block me

 

[DestructionMaker]

Why does so many people payed attention to Harambe? No offense but its just an animal that was shot down in a zoo. Its not rare saddly

 

[Pandaa]

Why does so many people payed attention to Harambe? No offense but its just an animal that was shot down in a zoo. Its not rare saddly

#RipHarambe

 

[TheJeroen]

Dark humor is like food
Not everyone gets it

Such wow
Many Dank
Very Meme
Much laugh
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[Rinbunri]

Harambe

Please don't make fun of harambe. It didn't hurt the kid.