I very much regret doing this: It tooks way too much time.. I had to color everything twice, write the games, number the games.. But.. Why stop at the current featured games.. This is every.. single.. game.. ranked..
If that's not enough: I wrote my opinion about the gamemode under it..
I'd like to imagine that Komo thought he was smart putting 22 games down.. only for Herrero to come and with 42 games.. Only for ME to come with 63 games, also in categories, including my opinion of the game.. get good.
I just completely claimed this thread.. damn..
Here's a link to my thread, including the same exact information but it's in it's own special thread.
Every.. Single.. Game.. (In Categories)
New Arcade:
Quakecraft (New)
Layer Spleef
Wing Rush
Line Dash
Paintball (New)
Slime Survival
Barn Brawl
Beta Games:
Solo Bingo
Team Bingo
Archer Assault
Infection
TNT Trouble
Old Arcade:
Parkour Minigame
Super Craft Bros
TNT Run
Quakecraft (Old)
Hourglass
Hide & Seek
Paintball (Old)
Spleef
‘Main’ Gamemodes:
Tower Defence
Solo Lucky Islands
Team Lucky Islands
Solo Skywars
Team Skywars
Solo Eggwars
Team Eggwars
Duels
FFA
Assassinations
Mineware
Parkour (New)
Competitive Parkour
Big Change Removed ‘Main’ Gamemodes:
Blockwars Core
Blockwars CTF
Solo Battle Zone
Team Battle Zone
Solo Survival Games
Team Survival Games
Team Battle Zone
Solo Battle Zone
Freebuild
Old Removed ‘Main’ Gamemodes
Money Walls
Build Wars
Solo Speed Eggwars
Team Speed Eggwars
Blockband
UHC
Skyblock
Factions
Creative
Parkour (Old)
Houses
Control Point
Double Egg Eggwars
No Void Eggwars
Seasonal Games:
Present Rush
Ender
Snowman Survival
Snowdown
(Removed) Lobby Games:
Lobby Fishing
Relic Hunting
Fish Slap
1. Parkour Minigame
This is, by far, the best game ever made. You can't change my mind. Not only was I finally good at something, it's just overall a great game. I haven't seen this anywhere else, meaning it was original as well. Which, no offense, doesn't happen very often in these games.
2. Super Craft Bros
Great game. I seriously don't understand why it got removed. It was so fun to play. It didn't last 0.1 seconds but it also didn't last 5 hours. It had a great lenght. Yes, the kits were quite unbalanced, but it was fun regardless.
3. Hourglass
It's an easy, simple game. Not much to say about it, just really liked it.
4. Quakecraft (New)
It's by far better then the first version. This, again, is just a very simple game but I can say with confident that it's an iconic minigame. It's so old, not just on CubeCraft.
5. Barn Brawl
I think this might be one of the most underrated games of the entire list. Barely anyone played it but it was an amazing game. It's simple: You just have to hit animals in your pen. But regardless, it was a really fun game.
6. Layer Spleef
I never really cared for spleef. But since
@SanSpookie made a Duels version of it, I've really loved the game. Especially after fighting for it to be featured.. I'm far from good at Layer Spleef, but I still enjoy it very much. It's fun, even when you lose. Especially now the 1.14/1.13 bug I fixed. (As far as I know.)
7. Team Speed Eggwars
Speed Eggwars was great, it was much better then Eggwars because games mostly didn't take a million years. You could easily rush which I perfer. Team is by far better since games don't take forever to start and the maps were better. It was also easier to win the games.
8. Solo Lucky Islands
I consider Lucky Islands more of a solo game. Perhaps because I barely play Team Lucky Islands but overal I enjoy the solo version more. Lucky Islands is kinda like Skywars, except more luck and less tryharders. But if you play the game right (a.k.a. picking the 'Diamonds' kit), you have a great start already. Meaning there are just less tryharders.
9. Mineware
It's a bunch of different games, mixed into one. I personally don't see any reason not to like this game. You like fighting? Great, there's fighting games. You like spleef? Great, there are spleef bossgames. You like luck games? Great, there are too many of those. You like Infection? Great, there are bugs here too!
10.Team Lucky Islands
As I said, I perfer Solo mode. Team Lucky Islands has overal less good maps. They're still great, I just pefer solo. I mostly play alone, meaning I get teamed with random players, and they're, most of the time, trash. Which says a lot coming from someone that's also completely trash.
11. Present Rush
It's such a random gamemode which makes it fun. I don't know why I find it random, but I just think it is. It's not a bad thing, at all. I don't really have more to say about this..
12. Duels
Great to practice my horrible PvP 'skills'. It's also great to see people leave once I pick the Archery kit.
13. Spleef
As I said, I didn't really play Spleef until SanCookie came with his Spleef Duels. Around that time, spleef already got removed. But since it was still a really fun game.
14. FFA
It's more fun then people make it out to be. 1.9 FFA would probably be around place 465, but I'm talking about 1.8 PvP. It's just fun to throw people off cliffs or into lava. Them be salty because you keep killing them.
15. Wing Rush
If I made this a few months ago, I'd have been higher. But it's becoming kinda boring. It's still fun to fly around, but after a while it's just the same boring thing, because it's always the same map.
16. Archer Assault
Most fun part about this game is spamming with the Firework arrow trail. It's amazing. But besides that, I pefer bows over swords, especially in 1.9. I'm not great at archery but it's better then my sword 'skills'
17. Freebuild
Better then creative. I enjoyed the ability to expand your island / plot. Not much to say besides that.. It's just building, which I
sometimes enjoy to do.
18. Parkour (New)
More levels, better looking maps, better jumps. Thanks to the
Book of World Records it can also be extremely competitive. Just like Freebuild is just building, this is just Parkour which, just like building, I
sometimes enjoy to do.
19. Snowdown
Line Dash but better and more Christmas-y. Which is always great.
20. Line Dash
I used to enjoy this way more but the amount of tryharders.. It ruins the game.. Same as Skywars.
21. Paintball (New)
It's better then the original, that's for sure. It's just a fun game to play from time to time.
22. Tower Defence
It's kinda underrated, for me as well. Because I barely play it, yet it's really fun to play.
23. Solo Bingo
It's fun to play, but it's kinda like survival, and then the worst part: the begin. Where you have to mine wood, get tools, get stone, upgrade, etc.
24. Team Bingo
Same as Solo Bingo but in teams. I had to rank them but I don't have a preference between the two.
25. QuakeCraft (Old)
Same story as the new Quakecraft, except it's less good.
26. TNT Run
From all the Layers on Layer Spleef: TNT Run is my least favorite. If I had to rank Layer Spleef TNT Run and the old TNT Run, I'd perfer the old one, because at least it was more like the original TNT Run on most servers. Not a version where the TNT ignites behind you, and falls down. No, it just decays. That's how it should be.
27. Solo Speed Eggwars
28. Competitive Parkour
I enjoy competitive parkour.. but the World Record version. I'm trash at Parkour,
29. Parkour (Old)
Just less good maps and in general, less maps.
30. Paintball (Old)
It's more like actual paintball, but the new one has more choices which is obviously more fun.
31. Blockwars Core
I really don't like Blockwars. I did tryhard it a long time ago, got on really low on the leaderboard, after binge-playing it, it got boring. I know I literally just admitted I tryharded the game, but tryhards also ruin the game. Plus the people complaining Layer Spleef and Quakecraft don't deserve to win but Blockwars does. The people who also complain that CTF is better then Core: It's not. The people who complained for like 5 years that, that coinflip couldn't have happend (With the Featured Game vote.) Or the people who complain that it should be a permanent game.
32. Hide & Seek
It was kinda boring but it was an old arcade game so I can't rank it lower. It was in maintenance for a really long time as well, it never got out of maintenance either.. So I don't even remember much about the game.
33. Solo Survival Games
It's like Skywars, but without void and less tryhards. Which says a lot because there are still tryharders. Anyway, it still sucks, just like Skywars.
34. Team Survival Games
I don't enjoy Survival Games, so I barely play it, let alone with friends, so if I play it, which is never, I get a random teammate, meaning it's a automatic lose.
35. Fish Slap
It's iconic. Nobody ever played it but still. Iconic.
36. Blockwars CTF
Paintball CTF is better, and again, I binge-played the game a bunch, it got boring.
37. Relic Hunting
It's semi-fun, after a while it just gets really boring.
38. Solo Battle Zone
Battle Zone is not that fun. It's not bad.. but.. meh..
39. Control Point
I don't remember this, at all. But it's still not as bad as the games under here.. From what I read, it's like Tower Defence. But since I never played this, I can't rank it very high.
40. Assassinations
Don't really enjoy running around trying to find chest, to get armor, food, swords, potions, only to then die to a team of 5 with full diamond armor because they don't have a life. How did this game survive CubeCraft's snap a.k.a. the Big Change but some other games didn't?
41. Creative
It's like Freebuild but worse. Anyway, don't remember much of it, so I can't rank it very high.
42. Snowman Survival
It's like Slime Survival, which is already horrible, but with more Christmas.
43. Slime Survival
Slime Survival is boring, overrated, deserves to be deleted and send straight to hell, to then be replaced by a good game like the Parkour Minigame, Super Craft Bros or Hour Glass.
Change. My. Mind.
44. Kit PvP
It's FFA but just soo.. much.. worse..
45. Team Eggwars
Eggwars sucks. It just does. It takes a trillion years, there are campers, hackers or tryharders. With just normal teammates the chance of losing it extremely high. It takes 3000 years to get to another island or mid. It's just horrible..
46. Team Skywars
Skywars sucks, it just does. At least Skywars makes me feel better because I can blame my constant losing on my terrible teammate instead of my own terrible PvP 'skills'
47. Solo Skywars
Even worse because I can't blame losing on anyone else. There are also way more tryharders then in Team, which says a lot, because there are so many tryharders in Team mode.
48. Team Battle Zone
Battle Zone alone is meh, but in team mode it just sucks x 100. Because I don't have friends, I don't have anyone to play with. So then I'm with these random people, that are all going to do their own thing, meaning I'm all alone, once I can get to my teammates they're already dead. Then I have to fight against this team of people who are actually in a party of actually together. Meaning I'm going to die straight away, because I can't kill 4 people that all have Mythical weapons when I just have this sad, pathetic common weapon that shoots three times and then takes 10 minutes to reload. Just, no, God no. It deserves to be removed again. Go get replaced with Solo Battle Zone, a less horrible game.
49. Dance Off
Oh God.. my finger hurts just thinking about it..
50. Money Walls
Never played it, but if it's like Mega Walls on Hypixel: It sucks. I'm glad it got removed. May it burn in hell.
51. Ender
Every time I play it, I just regret everything. It's so SO boring.
52. Build Wars
I don't remember this at all.. I remember it used to exist.. but that's it.. Less bad then the games below tho.
53. Skyblock
I don't have the time to play this.. It's boring. It's like survival but a million times less fun because there is no exploring, it's just void. That's it. Void. Nothing else. It's just empty.. As empty as the hearts of people ranking the Parkour Minigame below number 3.
54. Double Egg Eggwars
They decided to take Eggwars: and ruin it even more. Which I didn't even think was possible! So, I guess: 'grats CubeCraft for having the ability to ruin a horrible game even more!
55. TNT Trouble
I don't recall every playing it so I really can't rank it high.
56. Solo Eggwars
Eggwars is already horrible, solo.. It takes (or used to take, I've ) forever to start. It's worse because in the words of one legend named Technoblade: ''You should just assume that the first person looking at your
bed egg is going to break it.'' or you should camp at your island trying to protect is but then you'll stress about it the entire time.
57. Blockband
Boring.. I'm sorry Komo. I'm also terrible at it.
58. No Void Eggwars
They decided to take Eggwars: and ruin it even... more.. then.. double.. egg.. eggwars.. Which person had the horrible, HORRIBLE, idea to take Eggwars, and just remove the void..
59. UHC
Takes too long.. Game was dead and full with bugs.
60. Lobby Fishing
I really don't have the patience for fishing, only to then get 1 point and 3 exp.. Please no.
61. Houses (Yes, that was a thing.)
When I was looking for old games that got removed, I stumbled across housing.. I didn't even know this was a thing.. Anyway, I can't rank it high as I don't even remember it was a thing.
62. Tron
It's like Line Dash / Snow Down, except nobody knows it. I've never played it so I don't know anything about the game, which is why I can't rank it high.. Also I'm too lazy to change all the numbers..
63. Chest Chaser
I've only ever gotten a chest once, which was when someone gave me the location. It's a boring game, it'll take forever to find a chest. Just.. no..
64. Infection
It's just so boring.. How in the world did this game get featured and not other games? What the..
65. Factions
Factions? Horrible. Just plain out horrible. You stress about your faction the entire day. ''Will it be ruined? Oh God.. what if it's ruined.. I have to get online and check!'' it's boring. It's like Kingdom but not organized at all. People grief the spawn area by making horrible houses/bases that will get griefed in 0.1 second of the builder logging out. 1x1 towers. Hope it burns.. in.. hell.. Actually? No. It's not burning in hell. There's a special place for factions. That's how horrible it is and that's how much I hate it. Who thought Factions was a good idea? Seriously.. It's so bad.. You can't make good looking builds because if you want your build to not be griefed you need to cover it in 10 layers of bedrock.
You are a disgrace for humanity..
