So recently on a controversial post, I made called 'Improvements to ranks' or somethin' (is anyone even surprised at this point, practically all I do now make consterversal posts if it's not a game suggestion). And as you can see more people said lol than shameless plug so WE'RE DOING IT.
(Btw it was done with World Edit in 6mins, no real talent was actually involved)
Skywars is a popular server game mode where a bunch of inconsiderate twits (That's not swearing in my local area, so I dunno to censor or not, sorry) mess around and ruin the game for the not so inconsiderate man/woman who decided to just relax. Here are a few examples of those people:
One: Camper:
This dumba-- thinks that if he literally BUILDS THE GREAT WALL OF AMERICA around his fricking island he will win the game. And then he just sits there until a fight is provoked. No talent, just a twit.
Two: Clean-Up:
This is the one that p----s me off the most. Its the stupid a--hole who waits for you to get in a 1v1, purposely, and as soon as you win comes in out of nowhere and one shot's you thanks to low health. It's funny because If they fought me in a proper 1v1 you'd be surprised how easily beaten they'd be. Probably because of the fact they STILL use 1.8 PVP on a 1.12.1 server.
Three: 1.8 PVP'ER:
I like 1.8 PVP myself, but why use it on a 1.9 skywars game, claim I'm hacking when I beat your a--, say my exact health (which probably means your hacking yourself) and a pretentious b-----d all day? Just STOP. IT'S TIME TO STOP.
Four: THE 'I WILL RUN AWAY TO EVERY F-----G ISLAND UNTIL YOU CAPTURE ME' GUY:
Pretty simple, he runs away and it annoys me.
Five: The Glass Guy:
This is truly annoying. This is next level annoying. Annoying has HIT A NEW LOW (Pyro fox furry f-g fbeuifbub)... Ok well maybe not as annoying as the clean-up guy but basically:
This GUY. Gets blocks, climbs back up to his glass, AND SEALS HIMSELF IN IT UNTIL THE END OF THE GAME. I had to fight wanna these because I killed the other players (who were all on this f-----g list, by the way, which made it more satisfying), and then I saw this twit just in his glass like 'Bro man salam tankyou for calling customer support, can I h-help you on your compooter?' and I got so mad I gave him the win and dedicated an entire section of this list to him and others like him. F----t. And no that isn't racist, he just had a skin that looked like a customer support people and all of them in the North West UK are foreign migrants/immigrants.
SIX [NEW/EDITED]: THE PERSON WHO WINS BY KNOCKBACK.
The islands in this game are like 7 blocks wide, not wide, but wide enough yet somehow some guy knocks me off with a sword 7 blocks EVERY TIME.
COMMENTER'S OPINION:
This is the part where I edit the post every couple comments seeing if anyone else has any good ideas.
Helpertje and others: Bow Spammer.
The reason why this isn't on my list is that I simply haven't seen too many recently, but the annoying part is that although quick fire does no damage, it still does some knockback, which makes it almost impossible to reach their islands without the risk of death. Although, it's not every game you find a player like this, and the odds are made even lower by the fact that they might not even get a bow IF you encounter them. As I already stated most of the people on this list are f*****g twits, but whatever.
RIGHT THATS IT THX READING BYE.
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