Swedish conversations seen by a Dutch cat; Volume 2

[MrTommy]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Strawberries and Pineapple's, Cookies and Noodles. It's back! It's better! And a whole lot more conversations! 3 conversations to be exact. And 2 more in the making! So a while back *cough April cough* I made a thread called A Swedish conversation seen by a Dutch cat. And it received alot of positive attention. But due to the rules it can't be revived anymore . So I tought Lets make a new Thread so i can start fresh (And get alot of likes in the meantime hehe). It was very interesting for me to translate this. And very fun to learn some Swedish words, i even know some out of my head now( Jordgubbar is like the only thing you Swedish people talk about it seems lol). But enough English chatting and go on with the conversations. Ps if any of the Swedish translations aren't accurate let me know, google translate ya know. Enjoy!

Spoiler: Conversation 1

This is a profile mesage Fisktratt left on Livvvs profile, Sancookie joined too

Spoiler: Original text

Fisktratt Jul 7, 2020
Cykel?

Livvv Jul 7, 2020
Cykel och cykel?

Fisktratt Jul 7, 2020
Cyckel?

Livvv Jul 7, 2020
Nej >:c

@SanCookie vill du ha godis?

Fisktratt Jul 7, 2020
Cyykel? Jag vill ha glass och jordgubbar!

Livvv Jul 7, 2020
Men vi kan bjuda San på glass och jordgubbar, samt godis!

SanCookie Jul 7, 2020
Jaaaa! Glass, jordgubbar OCH gods, det är perfekt!

Jag kommer till Sverige just nu!

MrTommy Jul 9, 2020
Shall i translate this

Livvv Jul 9, 2020
Ja

Fisktratt Jul 9, 2020
Ja!

Saratoz Jul 16, 2020
Absolut!

Spoiler: What I think it says

Fisktratt Jul 7, 2020
Circle?

Livvv Jul 7, 2020
Circle or Circle?

Fisktratt Jul 7, 2020
Circle?

Livvv Jul 7, 2020
No >:c

@SanCookie are you a goddess?

Fisktratt Jul 7, 2020
Cirkle? You are a glass of strawberries!

Livvv Jul 7, 2020
People like blind San is glass of strawberries, and also goddess!

SanCookie Jul 7, 2020
Yessss! Glass, strawberries AND goddess, that is perfect!

You come till chat just now!

MrTommy Jul 9, 2020
Shall i translate this

Livvv Jul 9, 2020
Yes

Fisktratt Jul 9, 2020
Yes!

Saratoz Jul 16, 2020
Absolutely!

Spoiler: What it actually says

Fisktratt Jul 7, 2020
Bicycle?

Livvv Jul 7, 2020
Bicycle and bicycle?

Fisktratt Jul 7, 2020
Bicycle?

Livvv Jul 7, 2020
No >:c

@SanCookie do you want candy?

Fisktratt Jul 7, 2020
Cycling? I want ice cream and strawberries!

Livvv Jul 7, 2020
But we can offer San ice cream and strawberries, as well as sweets!


SanCookie Jul 7, 2020
Yessss Ice cream, strawberries AND sweets, it's perfect!

I'm coming to Sweden right now!


MrTommy Jul 9, 2020
Shall i translate this

Livvv Jul 9, 2020
Yes

Fisktratt Jul 9, 2020
Yes!

Saratoz Jul 16, 2020
Absolutely!

Tags: @Fisktratt @Livvv @SanCookie @Saratoz

Spoiler: Conversation 2

This is a profile message Livvv left on Fisktratt, Rebeka joined too.

Spoiler: Original text

Livvv Jul 9, 2020
Nu är jag här och kladdar!

Fisktratt Jul 9, 2020
Ge mig skumbananer!

Rebeka Jul 10, 2020
Svenska är precis som Nederländska.
Mina hjärnor.. :confused1:

Fisktratt Jul 10, 2020
Vill du fika med oss?

Livvv Jul 10, 2020
Bullar, skumbananer och saft?

Fisktratt Jul 10, 2020
Och glass och jordgubbar

Livvv Jul 10, 2020
Och kakor

Fisktratt Jul 10, 2020
Kakor i Arla-mjölk!

Rebeka Jul 10, 2020
Jag tar några färska stroopwafels med mig!

Spoiler: What I think it says

Livvv Jul 9, 2020
Now you are a ladder!

Fisktratt Jul 9, 2020
Get my summerbanana

Rebeka Jul 10, 2020
Swedish is like Dutch.
Mine is harder.. :confused1:

Fisktratt Jul 10, 2020
Are you messing with us?

Livvv Jul 10, 2020
Bully, summerbanana or staff?

Fisktratt Jul 10, 2020
And glass And strawberries

Livvv Jul 10, 2020
And poopie

Fisktratt Jul 10, 2020
I poopie Arla-Milk!

Rebeka Jul 10, 2020
You should try stroopwafels very tasty!

Spoiler: What it actually says

Livvv Jul 9, 2020
Now I'm here and messing around!

Fisktratt Jul 9, 2020
Give me foam bananas!

Rebeka Jul 10, 2020
Swedish is just like Dutch.
My brains.. : confused1:

Fisktratt Jul 10, 2020
Do you want to have coffee with us?

Livvv Jul 10, 2020
Buns, foam bananas and juice?

Fisktratt Jul 10, 2020
Och glass och jordgubbar

Livvv Jul 10, 2020
And cookies

Fisktratt Jul 10, 2020
Cookies in Arla milk!

Rebeka Jul 10, 2020
I'll take some fresh stroopwafels with me!

Tags: @Livvv @Fisktratt @Rebeka

Spoiler: Conversation 3

Here Fisktratt, Livvv and SanCookie had a disscusion about something

Spoiler: Original text

Fisktratt Apr 20, 2020
Jag och @Livvv tänkte involvera dig i nästa https://www.cubecraft.net/threads/a-swedish-conversation-seen-by-a-dutch-cat.231398/ men diskussionen om cyklar kom spontant.

Livvv Apr 20, 2020
Så vi får prata om något annat här istället :D

Fisktratt Apr 20, 2020
Kakor är goda ett två tre!

SanCookie Apr 20, 2020
men jag är inte en kat :d

Livvv Apr 20, 2020
Du är en kaka som har gått ut i datum

Fisktratt Apr 20, 2020
Har kakans livscykel passerat?

Livvv Apr 20, 2020
Ja, det har den

Fisktratt Apr 20, 2020
Då vill jag inte ha den. Ska äta en annan kaka nu.

Livvv Apr 20, 2020
Bra!

SanCookie Apr 20, 2020
NEJ VARFÖR ÄTER DU KAKOR I FÖRSTA (first) PLATSEN FISK >:(

MIN DATUM ÄR INTE FEL ÄN

Fisktratt Apr 20, 2020
Förlåt SanD :( Jag ska äta jordgubbar istället.

SanCookie Apr 20, 2020
jaaa jordgubbar är god!

Spoiler: What I think it says

Fisktratt Apr 20, 2020
Yes and @Livvv Thanks for being involved in here https://www.cubecraft.net/threads/a-swedish-conversation-seen-by-a-dutch-cat.231398/ with to discuss cicling comes spontaneous.

Livvv Apr 20, 2020
You are talkin to nuggets its strange :D

Fisktratt Apr 20, 2020
Candy are good and yummy!

SanCookie Apr 20, 2020
Same goes for cats :d

Livvv Apr 20, 2020
You are candy and cookie som that is over the date

Fisktratt Apr 20, 2020
Do cookies have a lifecyclus?

Livvv Apr 20, 2020
Yes, they do

Fisktratt Apr 20, 2020
That is something you don't want. I want to eat a cookie now.

Livvv Apr 20, 2020
Yes!

SanCookie Apr 20, 2020
NO DONT EAT COOKIES, I NEED TO BULLY FISK FISRT >:(

MY DATE IS INFINITE

Fisktratt Apr 20, 2020
Dorry SanD :( instead i'll strawberries

SanCookie Apr 20, 2020
yessss strawberries are good!

Spoiler: What it actually says

Fisktratt Apr 20, 2020
Me and @Livvv thought to involve you in the next https://www.cubecraft.net/threads/a-swedish-conversation-seen-by-a-dutch-cat.231398/ but the discussion about bicycles came spontaneously.

Livvv Apr 20, 2020
So we'll talk about something else here instead :D

Fisktratt Apr 20, 2020
Cakes are good one two three!

SanCookie Apr 20, 2020
but I'm not a cat :d

Livvv Apr 20, 2020
You are a cake that has expired

Fisktratt Apr 20, 2020
Has the cake's life cycle passed?

Livvv Apr 20, 2020
Yes it has

Fisktratt Apr 20, 2020
Then I do not want it. Gonna eat another cake now.

Livvv Apr 20, 2020
Good!

SanCookie Apr 20, 2020
NO WHY DO YOU EAT CAKES IN THE FIRST PLACE FISH> :(

MY DATE IS NOT WRONG YET

Fisktratt Apr 20, 2020
Sorry SanD :( I'll eat strawberries instead.

SanCookie Apr 20, 2020
Yesss strawberries are good!

Tags: @Fisktratt @Livvv @SanCookie

Spoiler: Conversation 4

Planned for September 3th!

Spoiler: Conversation 5

Comming Soon!

 

[Livvv]

Quite funny :p sadly some of the translations aren't correct... but always funny to see how people read our amazing language!

 

[Fisktratt]

This is still so hilarious xD Unfortunately Google translate makes our language look even weirder than it already is :c

 

[wxzzrd]

Hehe this silly

 

[SanCookie]

Livvv Jul 7, 2020
No >:c

@SanCookie are you a goddess?

I mean nobody asks this, we all know i just am

 

[Nqouir]

 

[Egg🥚]

I mean nobody asks this, we all know i just am

Why can’t you dislike on these forums ;)

 

[Saratoz]

Funny i Said absolut! Keep it up

 

[Saratoz]

I didnt get to be a translator but i the chance to meet a lot of kind people -Lolz