Read the first part if you missed that one
https://www.cubecraft.net/threads/top-pvp-excuses-the-begin.211693/#post-1019356
So i posted part 1 yesterday but i had many more in stock and people requested it so i decided to make part 2 ;).
This time it involves a bit more references
To games, people and movies.
Can you find them all???
100(?) Pvp excuses
102. The cake is a dying lie to me
103. Not being able to attack the opponent because of her/his beautiful skin
104. Not being able to attack the opponent because of his/her ugly skin
105. Papyrus interrupted me with one of his puzzles
106. Wait this isn't PUBG?
107. L means Loser which means
Lover-Of-Special-English-Raccoons
108. The FBI interrupted my pvp session due Article 13 (wait why is the FBI also in my room??)
109. My screen decided to walk away
110. Ariana Grande hacked my CC Forum Account and my minecraft account.
111. 111001101101
112. Windows forced me to update to Windows XP
1.13 I replaced the dot so it shows 1.13 instead of 113
1.13.1 Mojang fixed the bugs way too overpowered
114. Determination
115. Harrambe messaged me
116. Roblox destroyed my computer
117. No one else is right except me
118. My dog ate my keyboard
119. Stalkers
120. Zombies ate my brain so i had to learn pvp again.
121. Optifine isn't available for me
122. Just to annoy you
123. 456
124. Parents
125. Grandparents
126. My dog jacked my car and ran off with my keyboard and mouse years ago. After ages of harsh practice and learning from a 216 year old monk I finally managed to control my Minecraft character with telekinetic powers, but the huge disadvantage is that people their thoughts cause interruptions in my internet connection which also interfears with my 6th sense with which I control my Minecraft character.
127. Somebody bowspammed tipped arrows of regeneration at me
128. I lost my victory royale streak which made me depressed
129. My fist has the curse of binding so i couldn't get my sword
130. Sponges sucked all the skill out of me
131. I lost da wae
132. U lost da wae of my wae
133. :33333
134. Anime distracted me
135. Trump build a wall around my mouse so i couldn't use it
136. My enemy was george deadbush
137. The opponent is bootleg sentinel
138. In Soviet russia: you killed sword
139. My O-gf has someone else and it's only been 2 hours since we dated.
140. Hoodini stole my eyesight
141. @MasterNicco bowspammed me in the wrong neighbourhood
142. My mom wrecked the door of my room.
143. Dame Tu Cosita jumpscared me
144. Despacito 2 jumpscared me
145. I'm in singleplayer
146. I'm in creative mode
147. Alexa played justin bieber so i had to cover my ears with both hands
148. I lost bc my cousin farted back there and i had to run from the setup
149. Who's Lily?
150. My mouse and keyboard ard hands-free so i couldn't use them
151. Opponent has acces to /kill (fill in name)
152. We all float down here like i do but my setup couldn't float
153. Baldi came after me
154. A train fell right out of the sky on me
155. Why is Cory in my house?
156. Communism changed our pvp style
157. CubecraftRevolution
158. 4 bars
159. 3 bars
160. 2 bars
161. 1 bar
162. Chocolate bar
163. Disconnected
164. China, China
165. I forgot to buy a setup
166. My dog ate my video card
167. My fish decided to surf on the internet
168. PongHub
169. <--------
170. Zombiepower unpowered me
171. I hacked my k/d ratio to look good
172. Kellyboo scared the heck out of me
173. Chum Chum ate my sword
174. Pepe depressed me
175. iinoobii noobed me to the lowest level of skill
176. Someone threw a fridge at me while playing
177. Burrito threw taco's at me so i become his friend
178. Steam summer sale gave a discount on fortnite
179. Being the creator of this list
180. Some random sheep stole my kebab
181. The game follows Loony's rules
182. Being a furry wasn't enough to win
183. The Story says that i would win but he lied
184. The sushi delivery gave me soeshi instead of sushi
185. Realizing that this is a long number
186. Brought a stick to the battlefield
187. Camezonda screamed the bones out of me
188. Slendermans ugly face gave me ligma
189. Superman didn't save my day
190. Batman didn't either
191. Lava
192. Water
193. Fire
194. The opponent being too hot for me
195. Warriors1976 Joins the battle
196. Pewdiepie killed my memes
197. Flowey scammed my HP
198. I wasn't born yet
199. I morphed into a seat_belt
200. Realizing that the opponent is actually a flower pot
Requests and suggestions by other people:
126: @Miauw
141: Masternicco
142: @GekkeNiels (slightly edited)
148: FallingfromXaavi
Thread title by: @Chum Chum
https://www.cubecraft.net/threads/top-pvp-excuses-the-begin.211693/#post-1019356
So i posted part 1 yesterday but i had many more in stock and people requested it so i decided to make part 2 ;).
This time it involves a bit more references
To games, people and movies.
Can you find them all???
100(?) Pvp excuses
102. The cake is a dying lie to me
103. Not being able to attack the opponent because of her/his beautiful skin
104. Not being able to attack the opponent because of his/her ugly skin
105. Papyrus interrupted me with one of his puzzles
106. Wait this isn't PUBG?
107. L means Loser which means
Lover-Of-Special-English-Raccoons
108. The FBI interrupted my pvp session due Article 13 (wait why is the FBI also in my room??)
109. My screen decided to walk away
110. Ariana Grande hacked my CC Forum Account and my minecraft account.
111. 111001101101
112. Windows forced me to update to Windows XP
1.13 I replaced the dot so it shows 1.13 instead of 113
1.13.1 Mojang fixed the bugs way too overpowered
114. Determination
115. Harrambe messaged me
116. Roblox destroyed my computer
117. No one else is right except me
118. My dog ate my keyboard
119. Stalkers
120. Zombies ate my brain so i had to learn pvp again.
121. Optifine isn't available for me
122. Just to annoy you
123. 456
124. Parents
125. Grandparents
126. My dog jacked my car and ran off with my keyboard and mouse years ago. After ages of harsh practice and learning from a 216 year old monk I finally managed to control my Minecraft character with telekinetic powers, but the huge disadvantage is that people their thoughts cause interruptions in my internet connection which also interfears with my 6th sense with which I control my Minecraft character.
127. Somebody bowspammed tipped arrows of regeneration at me
128. I lost my victory royale streak which made me depressed
129. My fist has the curse of binding so i couldn't get my sword
130. Sponges sucked all the skill out of me
131. I lost da wae
132. U lost da wae of my wae
133. :33333
134. Anime distracted me
135. Trump build a wall around my mouse so i couldn't use it
136. My enemy was george deadbush
137. The opponent is bootleg sentinel
138. In Soviet russia: you killed sword
139. My O-gf has someone else and it's only been 2 hours since we dated.
140. Hoodini stole my eyesight
141. @MasterNicco bowspammed me in the wrong neighbourhood
142. My mom wrecked the door of my room.
143. Dame Tu Cosita jumpscared me
144. Despacito 2 jumpscared me
145. I'm in singleplayer
146. I'm in creative mode
147. Alexa played justin bieber so i had to cover my ears with both hands
148. I lost bc my cousin farted back there and i had to run from the setup
149. Who's Lily?
150. My mouse and keyboard ard hands-free so i couldn't use them
151. Opponent has acces to /kill (fill in name)
152. We all float down here like i do but my setup couldn't float
153. Baldi came after me
154. A train fell right out of the sky on me
155. Why is Cory in my house?
156. Communism changed our pvp style
157. CubecraftRevolution
158. 4 bars
159. 3 bars
160. 2 bars
161. 1 bar
162. Chocolate bar
163. Disconnected
164. China, China
165. I forgot to buy a setup
166. My dog ate my video card
167. My fish decided to surf on the internet
168. PongHub
169. <--------
170. Zombiepower unpowered me
171. I hacked my k/d ratio to look good
172. Kellyboo scared the heck out of me
173. Chum Chum ate my sword
174. Pepe depressed me
175. iinoobii noobed me to the lowest level of skill
176. Someone threw a fridge at me while playing
177. Burrito threw taco's at me so i become his friend
178. Steam summer sale gave a discount on fortnite
179. Being the creator of this list
180. Some random sheep stole my kebab
181. The game follows Loony's rules
182. Being a furry wasn't enough to win
183. The Story says that i would win but he lied
184. The sushi delivery gave me soeshi instead of sushi
185. Realizing that this is a long number
186. Brought a stick to the battlefield
187. Camezonda screamed the bones out of me
188. Slendermans ugly face gave me ligma
189. Superman didn't save my day
190. Batman didn't either
191. Lava
192. Water
193. Fire
194. The opponent being too hot for me
195. Warriors1976 Joins the battle
196. Pewdiepie killed my memes
197. Flowey scammed my HP
198. I wasn't born yet
199. I morphed into a seat_belt
200. Realizing that the opponent is actually a flower pot
Requests and suggestions by other people:
126: @Miauw
141: Masternicco
142: @GekkeNiels (slightly edited)
148: FallingfromXaavi
Thread title by: @Chum Chum
