Ask a stupid question, Receive a stupid answer

[ciwa]

Why are crisps so addictive?

Answer: Because I like turtles.
Question: Why are turtles green?

 

[Iselciour]

Because Obama.

How does one teleport?

 

[RynezDev]

Idk why

How can i be mod

 

[zDutchie]

Idk why

How can i be mod

Put ice cream on your head, jump 3 times while clapping with your feet and scream "I'm a penguin"

Why do people walk?

 

[RynezDev]

cuz we can

Why ice cream?

 

[zDutchie]

cuz we can

Why ice cream?

Ice cream is cool,..so are penguins :x

Why is purple purple?

 

[RynezDev]

cuz i got now 5k messages

why do you ask stupid questions? ;)

 

[zDutchie]

cuz i got now 5k messages

why do you ask stupid questions? ;)

I'm stupid in general,.. I thought it would match

How does one breath?

 

[CptSwollhouse]

I'm stupid in general,.. I thought it would match

How does one breath?

With their nose or mouth.

Why doesn't my dad love me anymore?

 

[DrHam]

Don't ask me
Do my imaginary girlfriend loves me?

 

[CptSwollhouse]

Don't ask me
Do my imaginary girlfriend loves me?

She would if you knew how to grammar.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

 

[DrHam]

She would if you knew how to grammar.

Don't jusge my grammar i cri evertim

Blidysh.

Is @CptSwollhouse against uncapacited people who cannot grammar due they're using a futuristc binary cybertechnology made by me? jk i luv u

 

[zDutchie]

Don't jusge my grammar i cri evertim

Blidysh.

Is @CptSwollhouse against uncapacited people who cannot grammar due they're using a futuristc binary cybertechnology made by me? jk i luv u

Ehm I don't know? Ask him xd

Who likes chocolate?

 

[Ping Ether]

Ehm I don't know? Ask him xd

Who likes chocolate?

Donald Trump.
Who's blue, fluffy, dank and Italian?

 

[TheJeroen]

Cookie Monster
How do I create a Dank Meme?

 

[zNarwhal]

Drink doritos and eat mountain dew ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How many ppl will make an "I'm leaving, bai" thread this week??

 

[Vickay]

Answer: I can say with confidence: 420 blaze it ;-;
Question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Titanic27]

Answer: I can say with confidence: 420 blaze it ;-;
Question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Answer: A dog
Question: One a scale of one to ten, what colour are your socks.

 

[TheJeroen]

Awnser: 12 Chicken Nuggets.
Question: Who will become president of the U.S.?

 

[zDutchie]

Awnser: 12 Chicken Nuggets.
Question: Who will become president of the U.S.?

Not you HA

Why am I tired ;-;