@CommunistCactus Everyone and their aunt has already seen that video (
) and I'm bout to explain why it is wrong.
His first point is: to say something is wet, then the water on the surface of that something can be removed. I'm not sure why he thinks that. I'd say it doesn't have to be able to be removed in order for it to be wet. The way I see it, water makes things wet because it is wet itself. Red paint makes a canvas red because it is red itself. Sugar makes cake sweet because it is sweet itself. Why would water be any different?
His second point is an analogy to fire: fire burns things, but it's not in and of itself burned. The first thing I noticed in this video was the false analogy. Wetness is a physical condition. Some other similar adjectives to wet are dry, red, sweet, etc. Burning is a verb. Fire and water are very different and can't be compared fairly.
His third point just emphasizes his first one. He says that the adjective wet is conditional and is used to describe the surface of something that is typical dry. I can actually agree with this point. Later on in the video, he says that water can not be dry, so therefore water cannot be wet. This doesn't make much sense to me. An object is either wet, having water/liquid on it, or not wet, having no water/liquid on it. If water is neither wet nor dry, then what is it? There is no adjective used that describes an object in the middle of having and not having water/liquid on it. If it's not dry, it's wet. If it's not wet, it's dry.
His last point is that the definition of water is "covered or saturated with water or another liquid." This definition came from google. Google uses the "
Oxford Pocket
English Dictionary" to define words. A pocket dictionary may not be the best choice to base definitions off of, especially on a matter like this. I would try and find the definition of wet from the original Oxford English Dictionary, but it requires people to sign in before they can see definitions, so no thanks. He says "water cannot be covered or saturated with itself." I say it can. Water consists of water.
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