Corrupted Wish Game.

[WIZARD_LIZARD_98]

Granted but Everyone else knows everything +1

I wish I didn't have to GCSEs

 

[Aimee2323]

Granted, you do your A Levels early.

I wish I knew how much wood a wood chuck could chuck.

 

[SpritySpritz]

Granted, but now u don't know how much sea shells sally sell by the sea shore.

I wish my birthday wasn't toward the end of the year.

 

[Aimee2323]

Granted, it is the end of the year.

I wish Sally did sell sea shells at the seashore.

 

[WIZARD_LIZARD_98]

Granted but the seashells evolve to grow a conscience making it inhumane for sally to sell them, she sells them anyway. After the 1000 year war waged by shells on humans they finally sign a peace treaty. The shells decide that all shall be forgiven if they can take but one life of a human. They decide to kill..... Sally.

I wish I could watch episodes of stuff before the release date

 

[Aimee2323]

Granted, but they're all rubbish.

I wish I had more phone battery.

 

[Anime_Pickles]

Granted but your phone explodes

I wish I didn't have braces, so I could eat all the food I wanted

 

[WIZARD_LIZARD_98]

Granted, but all your teeth fall out due to premature brace-taking-offness

I wish I could have wireless headphones that were invisible and costed fiver and were good and had no faults

 

[Anime_Pickles]

Granted, but you loose them

I wish I could have mountains of that caramel ice cream I had on holiday

 

[Aimee2323]

Granted, but it's all poisionous.

I wish I could have more crisps.

 

[Titanic27]

Granted but a puppy dies every time you bite out of one

I wish there was a way to stop ebola in forever

 

[Aimee2323]

Granted, welcome back the black plaque, what, you're unhealable now? Even better :)

I wish I didn't have to go to school..

 

[Titanic27]

Granted, but you have no electronic devises

I wish I won't die

 

[WIZARD_LIZARD_98]

Granted but you still age.

I wish I had 4 monitors

 

[Aimee2323]

Granted, they're all broken.

I wish I could turn back time.

 

[Younisco]

Granted but you can't change anything.

I wish that everyone was happy in life c:

 

[Aimee2323]

Granted, happy is the new sad.

I wish I could type quicker.

 

[Sophie]

Granted, happy is the new sad.

I wish I could type quicker.

Granted, you type so fast that your fingertips turn off and your keyboard explodes.
I wish i wasn't bored right now

 

[Aimee2323]

Granted, you end up talking to me but an incredibly more boring version of me and I end up boring you

I wish teleportation devices were real ;3

 

[WIZARD_LIZARD_98]

Granted but once you enter this teleportation device a spider walks in and you become a wierd hybrid spider Aimee

I wish I could pass every academic endeavour with 100%