Cucumber Rant

[Komodо]

I consider myself as an omnivore. I will eat almost any meal, candy, desert or drink. Snails, Brussels sprout, beet salad, you name the clichés. However, there’s 1 thing I despise. Even more hate it than my memes not being allowed.

CUCUMBER.

Its so gross. You name it, any kind of dish with cucumber in it. Cucumber salad, courgette cucumber soup, pickles, Croky pickles crisps, raw cucumber, cucumber kimchi. Anything.

Cucumber is mostly water, but the rest is toxic waste.

I decided to make this thread, because my mum sneaked cucumber into the meal im eating right now.

Im dead from inside, i feel like vomiting and my tongue will be having a funeral tomorrow. I pray there won’t be any day I’ll have to live with cucumbers anymore.

 

[La J]

I consider myself as an omnivore. I will eat almost any meal, candy, desert or drink. Snails, Brussels sprout, beet salad, you name the clichés. However, there’s 1 thing I despise. Even more hate it than my memes not being allowed.

CUCUMBER.

Its so gross. You name it, any kind of dish with cucumber in it. Cucumber salad, courgette cucumber soup, pickles, Croky pickles crisps, raw cucumber, cucumber kimchi. Anything.

Cucumber is mostly water, but the rest is toxic waste.

I decided to make this thread, because my mum sneaked cucumber into the meal im eating right now.

Im dead from inside, i feel like vomiting and my tongue will be having a funeral tomorrow. I pray there won’t be any day I’ll have to live with cucumbers anymore.

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ngl never hear of the cucumberphobia lol

 

[Rocks1]

Funniest thing I heard all day!!!

 

[Silco]

Cucumber is delicious what are you on about mate

 

[Austin]

Well this is going in the time capsule...

 

[legendaryfox977]

I’d rather eat cucumber than snails

 

[Goldy]

Cucumber is great what do you mean! :c
And that's coming from a very picky eater.. xD

 

[Iridinox]

I just ate cucumber

 

[LordSidi0us]

Hello there, fellow cucumber hater.
I, as well despise them as well as tomatoes and any sort of salad. If it's not meat, or potatoes, i'm not eating it.
When I was a little child I was told, that I wouldn't grow if I don't eat these.
Guess what, now I'm 181 cm towering with at least 10 cm over anyone in my class.

 

[Goldy]

If it's not meat, or potatoes, i'm not eating it.

That's ironic because those are the two things I hate eating the most... Also tomatoes are great why are you all so mean! D:

 

[LordSidi0us]

That's ironic because those are the two things I hate eating the most... Also tomatoes are great why are you all so mean! D:

Might sound a bit odd, but for some apparent reason, but the taste of cucumbers and tomatoes make me feel sick. Instant spit reflex.

 

[Goldy]

Might sound a bit odd, but for some apparent reason, but the taste of cucumbers and tomatoes make me feel sick. Instant spit reflex.

That's so sad! :c
Everyone has their tastes though, it's obviously most important you enjoy what you eat! If you enjoy potatoes and meat then who am I to stop you from eating that? :p

 

[Iridinox]

That's ironic because those are the two things I hate eating the most... Also tomatoes are great why are you all so mean! D:

Fellow potato disliker

 

[GeoJosh7]

Are we not going to talk about pickles? THAT'S EVEN WORSE

 

[Komodо]

Are we not going to talk about pickles? THAT'S EVEN WORSE

Well they’re basically cucumbers, in a sour liquid

 

[legendaryfox977]

I like pickles in sandwiches especially chicken shawarma

 

[Goldy]

Pickles aren't great on their own, but if they're balanced out with something else they aren't that bad! All depends on the things they're served alongside of though.

 

[RadiumWave]

Cucumber is great ngl
Just some on some bread with some cream cheese is pretty good (don’t criticize me lol)

 

[RadiumWave]

Are we not going to talk about pickles? THAT'S EVEN WORSE

Dude I will just open my fridge and randomly just start eating pickle—

 

[RadiumWave]

Fellow potato disliker

French fries, fried potatoes, grilled potatoes, Mashed potatoes, baked potatoes, any potato thats not raw.
Potatoes are my friends.