Fake Helper applications competition v2

[Nikoshka]

Disappointed in lack of originality so far tbh. There's more to being a wannabe than intentionally misspelling literally every single word. Feel free to educate yourselves on the art of being a true wannabe via my tutorial: https://www.cubecraft.net/threads/tutorial-how-to-be-a-helper-wannabe.215216/

Thank you and have a satisfactory evening,

-Sophie
Reports made: 53,443
Successful reports: 53,429
Rank upgrades bought for staff: 6

Excuse me.
It is completely unacceptable to call someone a wannabe. It is disrespectful and staff may punish you for this. I suggest you edit the post before a moderator issues a warning point against you.

Feel free to read the rules HERE.
Beg for staff forgiveness HERE.

- Nikoshka
Have a nice day! :)

Reports Made: 3378199937
Successful reports: 1
PROUD OBSIDIAN PLUS RANK
Aspiring helper rank!
Watch my reporting montage on my YouTube channel HERE. I spend 183029 hours on Skywars and created a montage of every hacker!

 

[DqrkMqtter]

Hlelo! This is my divelopre title application, I hope you gusta mucho (thats spanish for make me staff).

I am been staff here before, I bannded many hackers an innocent playerd because they are noobles. I bouhght 13 staff helper ranks becaues am generous. I speak 13 languages and freinds with skeppy, I only never been banneron!. I also was used to be the owner of hycucumber, but I got demoted :(. I am also very poplar on facesnap and Snapbook, so I can added players to the srv3r. Helpig is my favrite thig to do, espeshally helping dumb n00bs. you can trust me with Memeber rank because I have never ever EVeR been bad in my life, axcept once I was mad at this skywar trysoft, so I fly hacker and killd him, but never been banned, never ever

make me Helper ASAP, becuase I am CEO of Macrohard, I am very bisy, love, Minecraft!

oh yeah, heres a five dollar gift car

 

[Miauw]

helo i want aply for moderation ringo becuase i meet alot of hacer in the war of sky :V i see same hacer in game is very frustration for pro pvp player :P i need /ban bro ;-; my yt are x7am0odi__pro i rec lot of hacer xD pls

 

[Sophie]

Excuse me.
It is completely unacceptable to call someone a wannabe. It is disrespectful and staff may punish you for this. I suggest you edit the post before a moderator issues a warning point against you.

Feel free to read the rules HERE.
Beg for staff forgiveness HERE.

- Nikoshka
Have a nice day! :)

Reports Made: 3378199937
Successful reports: 1
PROUD OBSIDIAN PLUS RANK
Aspiring helper rank!
Watch my reporting montage on my YouTube channel HERE. I spend 183029 hours on Skywars and created a montage of every hacker!

That's better! <3

Also sorry staff, it was just a moment of weakness. I promise you I'm still Helper material!

 

[Deleted member 59979]

I can good England and I have pencil range. Pls let me be admin

 

[Anthoony]

 

[Deeds]

mak meh steff

 

[Robbedz]

Me for owner and you all will have pizza :

 

[Feách]

Disappointed in lack of originality so far tbh. There's more to being a wannabe than intentionally misspelling literally every single word. Feel free to educate yourselves on the art of being a true wannabe via my tutorial: https://www.cubecraft.net/threads/tutorial-how-to-be-a-helper-wannabe.215216/

Thank you and have a satisfactory evening,

-Sophie
Reports made: 53,443
Successful reports: 53,429
Rank upgrades bought for staff: 6

You can’t have 53k reports. There’s not even 53k people online, besides there’s no big whoop that you’ve got 53k reports lol

Nvm, that’s sarcasm

 

[Younisco]

You can’t have 53k reports. There’s not even 53k people online, besides there’s no big whoop that you’ve got 53k reports lol

Nvm, that’s sarcasm

https://stats.cubecraft.net/ Unique players are around 150k. ;)

ps. make me helper

 

[Abodz]

You can’t have 53k reports. There’s not even 53k people online, besides there’s no big whoop that you’ve got 53k reports lol

Nvm, that’s sarcasm

Uhmm, What does the title of this topic say? Fake Helper Applications.
Also, 53k reports, it's possible, How does Sentinel have more then 100k banned players? Hackers come back with Alts. So 53reported accounts, also there are Alot of reasons to report.

 

[Abodz]

https://stats.cubecraft.net/ Unique players are around 150k. ;)

ps. make me helper

How much reports do you have :p

 

[God.]

https://stats.cubecraft.net/ Unique players are around 150k. ;)

ps. make me helper

You read it guys,lower his sr. mod. to helper.

 

[user947836]

Helper applications are now open. Make sure to post your joke application down below and I will rate it. Its all for fun and games, so have fun with it!
Example:
WHY I WOULDE BA A GOOD STAFF MEMBER
I am 8 years of age. I would love to becam a steff member so I can be a helpful person and strict when I need to be. I would love it help the cubecraft community as so many people HACK I can try my best to do everything I can to reduce Hakcing. I have also noticed that there is a bug wiht a gagdet in the loby. I would like to fix tthat bug.
THX

Helper or ddos, no, joke :)

 

[Efcluke95]

Helper applications are now open. Make sure to post your joke application down below and I will rate it. Its all for fun and games, so have fun with it!
Example:
WHY I WOULDE BA A GOOD STAFF MEMBER
I am 8 years of age. I would love to becam a steff member so I can be a helpful person and strict when I need to be. I would love it help the cubecraft community as so many people HACK I can try my best to do everything I can to reduce Hakcing. I have also noticed that there is a bug wiht a gagdet in the loby. I would like to fix tthat bug.
THX

Well is crazy to make a joke staff application but it could be fun, so here I go

Hello Cubecraft My name is Efcluke95 and I'm a 95-year-old man I think that I could be the best staff member in the world cause I started to play minecraft 3 hours ago, and all this long time I have been playing on cubecraft and I love the server, I wanna to improve it and give Obsidian rank and 1,000,000,000 points to every player in the network because this could make that all the players love to play in the server. Also, I think I will be accepted cuz I'm the evil twin of @Efcluke94 and I will ban every player that use hacks, make team or kill me on games, and as Im the evil twin of the Builders-Head member I think I can re-decorate the lobbies and the game's maps exploiting all them with TNT and filling them with lava waterfalls, please think on that and vote for me if I become a staff I swear it will be like there is a before and after on the server

 

[remio]

Hellu stoff me broddur haxed in me account so now me'be banned frum the nedwurk
Me contacted an buildor he telled my to apply in apples.cubecraft.net
Be me on de left spot?

 

[Abodz]

Haloo ceabe craaafete servara I nwont te aply for mods ronks my se star tolda meh to aply becuz me es vary goos en bannen hakers Pls acept I wont to helpe ze zerver Plese I want modz rankz OK I wont to gave me frends fre obsaden rankz and poients oke my frand Johne Cloes tolda meh I shoold apply for modz ranks in forums Pls thx ;)

 

[General Kenobi]

I always say gg in FFA.

 

[Siza]

I have money

ign Sizq

 

[CatsLoveRainbows]

@Spuuuni If this gets Implemented.... :)