if friendship is magic
why do I not have 1000000000000000 dollars
why do I not have a mansion
why do I not have a decent headset
why do I not have a sexy face
why do I not have the skill to play Pomp and Circumstance without getting carpel tunnel
why do I not have a heated pool
why do I not have mad refill skills
why do I not have my own tv show
why am I not president
why am I still wearing glasses
why am I still disorganized
why do I not have a ferrari
I have at least 11 friends irl, and like 364 on the internet, so I should at least have a time machine by now an the ability to wear Google Glass and still look cool