Halloween Jokes 2023

[𝑷𝑹𝑶 𝑾𝑰𝑵𝑵𝑨𝑨𝑹]

What’s a ghost favorite pasta?

Spoiler: Answer

Spookgetti

Know why skeletons are so calm?

Spoiler: Answer

Because nothing gets under their skin

 

[CrystalLegend01]

Why didn't the ghost succeed?

Spoiler: Answer

He didn't believe in himself!

What do skeletons order at a restaurant?

Spoiler: Answer

Spare ribs

 

[cryptofrogz]

What is a ghost's favourite fruit?

Spoiler: Click Me!

Boo-nanas!

 

[Reesle]

What do you call a big pumpkin?

Spoiler: Punch-line

A PLUMPKIN

What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?

Spoiler: Punch-line

A Poultry-geist !

 

[𝑷𝑹𝑶 𝑾𝑰𝑵𝑵𝑨𝑨𝑹]

What music do mummies like?

Spoiler: Answer

Wrap music

Why is it so hard trick or treating with twins?

Spoiler: Answer

You never know which is witch

 

[Prixifye]

It’s that time of year Where things start to get spooky

Here you shall Post Your best Halloween Jokes!

Let’s Get this started:

What do You call a Spider with 10 eyes?

Spoiler: Click Me!

A Spiiiiiiiiiider

Where does a ghost go on vacation

Spoiler: “Click Me!”

Mali-Boo

 

[cryptofrogz]

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

Spoiler: Click Me!

A sandwich

 

[Reesle]

Hmmm … this thread kinda died. Let’s take it out of the grave (pun intended) with a new joke!

What is Dracula’s favorite holiday?

Spoiler: Punch-line

Fangs-Giving

 

[𝑷𝑹𝑶 𝑾𝑰𝑵𝑵𝑨𝑨𝑹]

Why wouldn't the ghost dance at the party?

Spoiler: Answer

He had no body to dance with

What room does a ghost not need in a house?

Spoiler: Answer

A living room