How will your (fake)appeal look like?

[HackersDontWin]

Hey, unban, kay, thx, bye.

 

[TeoVolcano]

Luke, I am your father. So unban me.

 

[Despacito 2]

Reason for ban: Banned for telling children to go die and having an inappropriate skin (mrblackdarkness666)
Time: until you write a normal appeal saying sorry/change your skin from something other then a male's genital
Appeal:
Ah, well here we go again. I was playing on your server while doing homework when suddenly, I noticed I was naked. A man in a black suit was behind me and told me that I need to become a hero because why not. Weird right? So then i told him I was too lazy to become a hero and he seemed mad. But he gave me 2 options. 1 is to stalk @Soph (a dutch/Mongolian staff) for the rest of my life and the other was to pleasure my computer. I didn't want to stalk someone outside of my country, so i decided start hacking on my computer so that it'll feel emotionally happy. This was actually one of the greatest things I did and I love feeling over powered and superior over others.
Now, to the main point. If I can't use my hacks on this server, my computer is going to go into a mental breakdown and when my compute breaks down, my mother has serrrrious issues. My mother starts to kiss the neighbor's pet and starts talking to the pet saying that she's jealous of the wonderful way the pet can dig dirt. So you see, If i can't hack on this server, my mother and my son ;) won't be able to function properly.
PS: I am your grandma
PPSPSPS: I ate your pet wolf
PPSPSPSPSPSPPS: I am in your bed
PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS: Are you wearing red?
..... I think I'll bring a BUCKET of CHIMPANSES
LOOK AT ME

Spoiler: å∂˚∂∑˜å¬∂¬å∑

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Spoiler: idek

(I am not drunk, I'm just hyper)
(pls dnt juge my frm dis)
(I have no idea why I wrote this, I think satan or halo made me write)

FLADDY DADDY IS GOOD OKAY.........
PS LMAO
PPS DIDN'T KNOW @Soph was Dutch
PPPS You drunk?
PPPPS Srry for caps

 

[Max ♠]

pls unban me i love cubecraft i was logged into minecraft at school i think my teacher installed hacks and used them on your server im not guilty pls unban me

 

[Earth]

unban?

 

[BalthierTSK_daForumSeeker]

Minecraft Username:Noctis_Ignis

Reason: spamming

Counter-Reason: none

Evidence:sorry

 

[BalthierTSK_daForumSeeker]

OH OH OH
I HAVE ANOTHER ONE

minecraft user name: balteh

reason: no reason i was just banned just says the ban hammer has spoken. plz help me. :shock:

counter reason: i was being a lol yaal player, and den the Ban Hammah Spokezn

evidence: there is no evidenze

plzzzzzzzzzz help me.

No, This is not original
I stole someone's real appeal.
And copy paste it.
I swear, it is just like this x-x

 

[Despacito 2]

unban?

Best appeal 2016 guys....

 

[The_Supermarket]

Hi people of the Internet
So just because I'm bored and need some amusement...
Lets make some fake appeals!

Rules: Needs to be fake/ Extremely cringy (cringe) and still serious not too fake/ No swearing or insulting things.... and last one blame your brother! (last one jk I want originality...)
_____________________________________________________________________
So heres mine:
Reason: Fly Hacks/Inappropriate name + skin/ Killaura/ Aimbot/Swearing/Advertising
Time: 999 years ban + mute... LOL
Appeal
Hi Staff guy/miss
So I got banned that's sad... Well I accept my consequences...
But first could you guys send me the vid where I was hacking because I want to see my sexy skin r3king some peops.... Seriously my skin is F-A-N-C-Y...
Well let me think what I'm going to do now.... I got a 999 years ban not too long and also not too short.... I got it!
So guys I'm goint to watch some anime play some Runescape see you over 999 years.... Oh! And a last question you guys sell Pizzas? if you do bring it to me at 69 Nergensstraat, The Netherlands....
__________________________________________________________________
^ Its pretty weird but I would make a appeal like this xD!
Don't take this seriously guys its just for fun... And Staff plz make also a appeal I want to see it XD

Well..
Chalas! (means bye)
Last disclaimer I know its not funny to make something like this but.... Yeah no buts! Its just fun to see what people would do in a situation like this... (banned)

My little dog instal hax desban me plsss i cry i have obsidian rankk plz

 

[Deleted member 15612]

better unban me plz or i'll cal my dad obama and he iz going to bomb yo officez, suckerz

 

[Nikboo]

I didnt do nuffin.

 

[Despacito 2]

better unban me plz or i'll cal my dad obama and he iz going to bomb yo officez, suckerz

I call isis so that you stay banned ;p

 

[Deestinyer]

Desbanne pls I love cubekreft, it was my neighbour's cat. I don't know hack.

 

[Stefanvld]

No.

 

[DrHam]

U m8 desban me cuz Me giradfe ddose the server. i cri udesban I. tahnk me

 

[Despacito 2]

U m8 desban me cuz Me giradfe ddose the server. i cri udesban I. tahnk me

You know Falconloverxxxxxx? then disban!

 

[Troublesomee]

Well I found this
https://www.cubecraft.net/threads/_justryan-using-killaura.93615/ (Its a time ago ikr :v)
So i've been reported looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Whahahah You must appeal now

 

[TlmeLord]

Pls ownr cubecrack i was bannero without justice it was not me it was my grandmoms uncles sons uncles dog, so plz desban i dont use hax i use my calculator which is y u thought i hax but plz belive me

 

[Despacito 2]

Whahahah You must appeal now

lol you seen this?

https://www.cubecraft.net/threads/hacker-mateu9999-video.86289/

 

[Troublesomee]

lol you seen this?

https://www.cubecraft.net/threads/hacker-mateu9999-video.86289/

lel You where lagging a bit