Kong is the best map ever

[noobisbeast]

Because NOBODY has EVER won from StanIey and me in Kong.

And overall it's just a nice map. Good space between islands, nice mid etc.

 

[StanleyZ]

It's a very nice map indeed.
And yes, NOBODY has ever won this map from us.

We are too good. We build you in ;)

 

[RockyFlyer]

I can probably beat you with a friend of mine, we should duel it out sometime! But it is a good map in general!

 

[Chitter]

Nobody has ever beat me on kong before either!

Spoiler

havent played that map yet

 

[StanleyZ]

Nobody has ever beat me on kong before either!

Spoiler

havent played that map yet

Yeah because you've never played this map before smart kid...

 

[Sophie]

I have also never lost on that map.

 

[Story]

Yeah because you've never played this map before smart kid...

/r/woooosh

 

[noobisbeast]

You guys will lose if you play against us.

Add StanIey ingame, his name is Laden1957

 

[Sophie]

You guys will lose if you play against us.

Add StanIey ingame, his name is Laden1957

I've never lost, I don't think I will ever lose.

 

[Story]

You guys will lose if you play against us.

Add StanIey ingame, his name is Laden1957

I've never lost, I don't think I will ever lose.

I am LITCHERALLY INVINCIBLE. I have over 300,000 confirmed kills in EggWars, you seriously think you can best me in EggWars, noob?? I have a PhD in Advanced EggWars Mechanics and I have over 10 years of experience in destroying yolks.

But yeah, definitely agree, Kong is great. Played about 6 games with a steve, he was rather kind.

 

[Sophie]

I am LITCHERALLY INVINCIBLE. I have over 300,000 confirmed kills in EggWars, you seriously think you can best me in EggWars, noob?? I have a PhD in Advanced EggWars Mechanics and I have over 10 years of experience in destroying yolks.

But yeah, definitely agree, Kong is great. Played about 6 games with a steve, he was rather kind.

Kid, I once punched a cow so hard it died in one hit. You seriously think your 300,000 kills matter when you're on the farm field against me? I will pluck you like a chicken you absolute biscuit.

 

[Story]

Kid, I once punched a cow so hard it died in one hit. You seriously think your 300,000 kills matter when you're on the farm field against me? I will pluck you like a chicken you absolute biscuit.

I do not take kindly to insults upon animals, who do you think you are? you think you're tough because you attack animals? wowee, I'll send PETA on you and you'll get arrested, we should not be using animals as a measure of strength, how awful... BUT ONE TIME I SUPLEXED THIS FISH, YOU AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME.

[not sure how long we can keep this up...]

 

[Sophie]

I do not take kindly to insults upon animals, who do you think you are? you think you're tough because you attack animals? wowee, I'll send PETA on you and you'll get arrested, we should not be using animals as a measure of strength, how awful... BUT ONE TIME I SUPLEXED THIS FISH, YOU AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME.

[not sure how long we can keep this up...]

You filthy mortal, that cow came at me first! I was the victim, and yet I still falcon-punched it so hard it literally turned to raw beef and leather on the spot. Apologise at once, or I'll harass you on Reddit for a while until you do or until I get bored.

This is some juicy drama!

 

[Anthoony]

In that I agree with you.

 

[Mivke]

@UncleSpect

 

[Mivke]

you will lose from our tryhard p ;) @UncleSpect

 

[Miauw]

My teammate is Shaggy himself. He doesn't even need to use a computer. He will physically transcend himself to enter virtual reality and phase you out of existance with but a single hair on his head, take your egg, make such a perfect omelet out of it that Gordon Ramsay will cry with envy. Then he will phase you back in and banish you to the shadow realm where you may spend eons trying to grasp what kind of power you just witnessed.

 

[Sophie]

My teammate is Shaggy himself. He doesn't even need to use a computer. He will physically transcend himself to enter virtual reality and phase you out of existance with but a single hair on his head, take your egg, make such a perfect omelet out of it that Gordon Ramsay will cry with envy. Then he will phase you back in and banish you to the shadow realm where you may spend eons trying to grasp what kind of power you just witnessed.

My teammate Marge Simpson from that South Park show will headbutt Shaggy's eyebrows off then uninstall him from life. Then she'll upgrade her generators to level seventeen and literally drown her opponents in the diamonds they so desperately camp for. When the whole world dies, she'll stand above everybody who ever said "I've never lost" and dab so hard the planet literally just disappears for absolutely no reason. In conclusion, you can draw a butterfly by drawing a cylinder, followed by two little sticks at the top, finished with a very curvy letter 'E' on each side. It won't be a good butterfly, but it will be a butterfly.

 

[noobisbeast]

I've never lost, I don't think I will ever lose.

Kid, I once punched a cow so hard it died in one hit. You seriously think your 300,000 kills matter when you're on the farm field against me? I will pluck you like a chicken you absolute biscuit.

You filthy mortal, that cow came at me first! I was the victim, and yet I still falcon-punched it so hard it literally turned to raw beef and leather on the spot. Apologise at once, or I'll harass you on Reddit for a while until you do or until I get bored.

This is some juicy drama!

Sophie, the CubeCraft Forum Gangster, you really think you're cool? I'm not going to be like you and threaten people on the forum. Just add Laden1957 ingame and we will play TODAY (unless you're scared).

 

[Sophie]

Sophie, the CubeCraft Forum Gangster, you really think you're cool? I'm not going to be like you and threaten people on the forum. Just add Laden1957 ingame and we will play TODAY (unless you're scared).

What do I have to be scared of? I've never lost on Kong before.