ThatOnePeanutGuy
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You forgot something. A. Peanut. Never. Dies! As I'm choking to death on my own blood, I crawl towards you. You turn back towards the me, and laugh. "You thought you could defeat me?"I was the 3rd one to post on this thread who wasn't Matty.
When I was in the cage being shipped to India, I somehow shot off an opening alarm, causing all the cargo to fall off, and usher everyone who is alive to swim back, which is only 4 miles away. We take breaks on the floating cages. Then, when we get on shore, I kill everyone else, then walk up the hill yell to @ThatOnePeanutGuy, he turns around, and I stab him to death, with the little Indiana Jones theme song in the background. I grin at all the dead bodies on the ground, including peanut. It's MY HILL.
I reply, "Good always wins, Sev. I used to respect you, but what has become of you?"
"Things change," You say. "this is the life that was chosen for me."
"It doesn't have to be," I say.
"Nice try" you exclaim, but you step on me and pin me to the ground. I begin coughing again, and you laugh. You patronize me. Mocking me. I grab water from the puddle of water, and splash you with all the strength I can muster. You teleport away, as is the way with your KIND. I stand up, slowly regaining my strength, and walk toward your direction. With a cry of rage, you teleport directly behind me,swinging wildly. I step aside just in time, as you materialize a sword with your moderator-like powers.You begin to ferociously swing at me, and I keep backing up until I am at the edge of the cliff. You take one final lunge as I leap back towards solid ground, and you tumble off the cliff. By the time you land, your body is still and lifeless. I give you a proper burial and alert your family of your demise. My hill.