Mhm, so there was a story when I was 8/9. Couple of them.
First one:
I was racing my sister to the end of the stairs. I was running VERY fast, and then somehow I tripped, then bumped into spiky corner of a cabinet, and I hit my head. It was right into the middle of my head. And then I went to the hospital, and I got my head alright. It really did hurt.
Second one:
I was in a water park! Yayyy, but seriously, wtf was wrong with my mind. I was of course small, because I was young back then, and I went to the bar where was a lot water. I somehow jumped through the fence, and hit the water that was taller than me. I started drowning a little, and my mom was staring at me like "wtf ur doing bro". Then of course somehow my mom managed to save me. Thanks god.
Third one:
It was biology lesson. When we were talking about bugs and stuff, for some reason I blacked out. No idea why, I hit my head (again) next to the nerve slot. It was close call that I didn't hit the nerve slot though.
So here's all my random stories.