OHH but were you wrong? i scratch the forefield with ma claws and everything explodes...then i go to my house and bake some sugar cookies. i eat all the cookies but 1. I GOT DA COOKIE
I put on the movie Frozen then while you are busy watching I snatch the cookies and put them inside The Marionette's music box where he will keep them safe for me.
I get out my watergun, sneak up behind you and press it against your head. "Gimme da cookie!" You are so scared that you slowly but surely walk to the music box and get the cookie out. I take the cookie and run to the next park. I then sit down in the grass.
I run in, Michael Bay style, blow up your batmobile, grab the cookie as everything is being blown up and then I jump on my unicorn and run off with the cookie
I shoot a tranquilizer dart at your unicorn, then you start to fall down. You let go off the cookie and start screaming, and I catch the cookie and go into a cave, and I have an army of men with spears, swords, and bows and arrows. You land on a duck in a duck pond, and get covered in feathers.
I tell you it's really 2014 and your profile picture is wrong, whilst you look around confused, realise there aren't any hover boards as promised in back to the future, you think it must be 2014, whilst you're doing that I steal the cookies
You get slepped for being a liar, you spit your teeth out cartoon, slow mo style, I swoop in riding my flying turkey, you freak out while I grab the cookie out of your hands, i'm now high in the air on my flying turkey.
Unfortunately for you, Santa has joined me in my quest for the cookie. We pull up along side you, the turkey get scared and starts to fall. As you spiral in to a dive, Santa and I follow suit grabbing the cookie when we both pull other of the dive. We then fly to the north pole for some milk with the cookie.
While you fly with Santa . I fly with Chuck Norris and we use our Magical Powers to stop the atmoshpere from working . Santa and you cant fly anymore and are stuck in an endless Black Hole that got created when I ended the Atmoshpere . You give me the Cookie so that I save the World with my Magical Powers and then the best part... I eat the cookie
I see you eat the cookie, and I get mad. So I take the cookie out of your mouth. Slap Chuck Norris until he agrees to use his powers to reform the cookie, and I take off running with the cookie.
You run into a severe storm that you sadly didn't get the severe warning for. I stand there with an iPad and an obvious "WARNING" in the distance. You run over to me and agree to give me the cookie if I warn you next time there's a severe warning.
Alright, so, I’m going to be trying to add 2FA onto my account again. Last time I tried to do it I got locked out of my account. But, that was about 2 years ago, and I would like to have extra account security so hopefully it works this time. Just letting y’all know in case I’m suddenly inactive (which means I probably got locked out again ).
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