This started as a conversation in a discord server which resulted in a list full of truth (kinda) and jokes for the most part.
So here are 100 pvp excuses for players that die due another player(s) killed them.
(Note that most of this list are just a joke)
And please just PLEASE after going through this list (or not if you want), don't harrass other players on there playstyle or what so ever, it's just unneeded and its less fun for everyone.
Top Pvp Excuses
1. Iagging
2. Not pvping by my rules
3. The opponent is a bowspammer
4. Shelvy
5. Sleeping
6. Low on health
7. Baka
8. Spammer
9. Hacks
10. Potspammer
11. My aim is drunk
12. Robbed
13. Child
14. Spoonish wifi
15. Burger king foot lettuce
16. Try Imposters
17. My dog is pvping rn
18. Teamers
19. I slept on my keyboard
20. Forgot to turn on my aura
21. Not knowing what 9+10 is
22. Backstabbing
23. Wrong minecraft version
24. Banned
25. Muted
26. Perm Ban
27. Perm Mute
28. Existing
29. Skillaura
30. Invincible opponent
31. Speed I
32. Speed II
33. Opponent uses creative mode
34. I was typing!
35. Wrong Texture pack
36. 1.8 pvp
37. 1.9 pvp
38. Leave me alone!
39. Golden apples
40. Notch apples
41. AFK
42. Tryhards
43. Diehards
44. Cryhards
45. The opponent has no skill bc he/she killed you.
46. Not facing the truth that you got no skill.
47. Traps
48. Campers
49. 2v1
50. 3v1
51. 67v1
52. 2v3
53. Swearing (ur not worth the life anymore if u do)
54. Being adopted
55. My little brother is playing rn
56. Minecraft bedrock edition
57. EULA striked me
58. Youtube Striked me
59. Bot
60. O-daters
61. Whats Pvp?
62. This list
63. PVE
64. Fortnite
65. Focus
66. Skins
67. I'm tired
68. My Girl/Boy-Friend left me
69. <--
70. Pennywise haunted me while i was playing.
71. Every Toxic pvper is here!
72. My friend is a staff member
73. How old are you?
74. Heres Johnny! (Use a sword not a axe ;) )
75. My mouse is broken due to the jitterclick (why jittering in 1.9?)
76. 3AM Curses my skill.
77. My mouse got clickbaited
78. A zombie attacked me in real life while playing.
79. Grammar Correctors
80. Advertising
81. HigherPixel is better
82. I use a hacked mc java version on my 3ds (seriously how did they manage to get mc playable on a new 3ds?)
83. Being older
84. Sentinel hates me
85. Sentinel has a crush on me
86. Taco threw a burrito at me
*ALMOST DIED*
87. My skin is better than yours
88. Steve/Alex skins
89. Not able to attack due family friendly denied you to preform violence actions
90. Roleplayers
91. Being a leaderboarder guarantees that no1 can beat you or the opponent uses 100% guaranteed hacks
92. Toxic Community
93. Pvp community produces more salt than every salt mine together in the world
94. That one person won't team with you
so he is automatically bad.
95. Bow requires no skill!!! (Actually it does)
96. A Spoon smashed into my head
97. Sans didn't spare you
98. Bhopping
99. Steam summer sale distracted me
100. Pvp is a joke
Bonus excuse on my profile status;)
So here are 100 pvp excuses for players that die due another player(s) killed them.
(Note that most of this list are just a joke)
And please just PLEASE after going through this list (or not if you want), don't harrass other players on there playstyle or what so ever, it's just unneeded and its less fun for everyone.
Top Pvp Excuses
1. Iagging
2. Not pvping by my rules
3. The opponent is a bowspammer
4. Shelvy
5. Sleeping
6. Low on health
7. Baka
8. Spammer
9. Hacks
10. Potspammer
11. My aim is drunk
12. Robbed
13. Child
14. Spoonish wifi
15. Burger king foot lettuce
16. Try Imposters
17. My dog is pvping rn
18. Teamers
19. I slept on my keyboard
20. Forgot to turn on my aura
21. Not knowing what 9+10 is
22. Backstabbing
23. Wrong minecraft version
24. Banned
25. Muted
26. Perm Ban
27. Perm Mute
28. Existing
29. Skillaura
30. Invincible opponent
31. Speed I
32. Speed II
33. Opponent uses creative mode
34. I was typing!
35. Wrong Texture pack
36. 1.8 pvp
37. 1.9 pvp
38. Leave me alone!
39. Golden apples
40. Notch apples
41. AFK
42. Tryhards
43. Diehards
44. Cryhards
45. The opponent has no skill bc he/she killed you.
46. Not facing the truth that you got no skill.
47. Traps
48. Campers
49. 2v1
50. 3v1
51. 67v1
52. 2v3
53. Swearing (ur not worth the life anymore if u do)
54. Being adopted
55. My little brother is playing rn
56. Minecraft bedrock edition
57. EULA striked me
58. Youtube Striked me
59. Bot
60. O-daters
61. Whats Pvp?
62. This list
63. PVE
64. Fortnite
65. Focus
66. Skins
67. I'm tired
68. My Girl/Boy-Friend left me
69. <--
70. Pennywise haunted me while i was playing.
71. Every Toxic pvper is here!
72. My friend is a staff member
73. How old are you?
74. Heres Johnny! (Use a sword not a axe ;) )
75. My mouse is broken due to the jitterclick (why jittering in 1.9?)
76. 3AM Curses my skill.
77. My mouse got clickbaited
78. A zombie attacked me in real life while playing.
79. Grammar Correctors
80. Advertising
81. HigherPixel is better
82. I use a hacked mc java version on my 3ds (seriously how did they manage to get mc playable on a new 3ds?)
83. Being older
84. Sentinel hates me
85. Sentinel has a crush on me
86. Taco threw a burrito at me
*ALMOST DIED*
87. My skin is better than yours
88. Steve/Alex skins
89. Not able to attack due family friendly denied you to preform violence actions
90. Roleplayers
91. Being a leaderboarder guarantees that no1 can beat you or the opponent uses 100% guaranteed hacks
92. Toxic Community
93. Pvp community produces more salt than every salt mine together in the world
94. That one person won't team with you
so he is automatically bad.
95. Bow requires no skill!!! (Actually it does)
96. A Spoon smashed into my head
97. Sans didn't spare you
98. Bhopping
99. Steam summer sale distracted me
100. Pvp is a joke
Bonus excuse on my profile status;)
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