Salutations peoples, i noticed that i had been called upon.
What's this?
I'll pass all my seven votes to
@FartiliciousManChild
I agree with your decision completely. He suits the job perfectly and is a very representative person.
Oh God.
Oh boi - oh boi - oh boi!
yanky doodle! And also: Zoinks! Woaw!
Gee wilikers!
Honestly guys, i completely understand where you're all coming from. I actually totally agree. I'm clearly a superior choice and would be a darn fine representative (and if you don't agree, it's simple, you're just clearly unable to fathom my supreme intellect (don't worry, it's just your genetics ;) It's not your fault for being born with a tiny brain :)) OR are suffering from a severe case of sh*t in your eyes). This just totally blew my socks off. I can't wait to start my wicked epic adventure and proceed to offer my well needed advice and help! Oh smelly willy, i can't wait! I'll be the best helpy boyo you'll ever see from the lands of nowhere.
I will so not not not not not not not not let you down, i pinky swear you on that, i promise.
I like to thank my mom, dad and most importantly, my dog, the one who has never failed me ONCE, to both protecc, attacc, but also, rekscrubs4life24/7-ecc (don't kick dogs). Along with that i'd also like to thank my (so far) unmarried wife and non-existant unborn kids for always being by my side. Such support! ;( It make me emotiotninal. BuT i nEVa cRi
(and freeze). And oh golly! I almost forget to mention my precious big boy no one. I think that's it.
Guys. What a jolly surprise! Honestly!
TaNkS GoUYs!
#Geebers-beliebers! #ThisJustBlewMySocksOff! (not wearing socks anymore!!!)
#ADreamComeTrue
(Honestly guys, this means SO MUCH coming from you two! (
@CommunistCactus @The First Hokage ) I've never been so unaware of being so aware of the awareness towards my interest in taking this crappy job! You're the best!! XD)
Special thanks to:
@WeEaBoO_ @CommandantSlime @CommunistCactus @Berre @FartiliciousManChild @FrankRex @The First Hokage @gamer1512 @Sophiefan001 @big D @ScrumptiousBooty @Sophie @Geert Wilders
Join my discord: #BigBoysOnly5481 (But only the real big boys though ;;) ;))(if you know what i mean)
I'll pick some other fine men there for recruitment, teaching them bois how this job, this craft, is properly done (with me as the obvious example of course).
Only the real men will survive my tests...
(and wamen, i respect wamen, pls no hate, thx)
THHNXXX ALL XDDDXXDXD!!!!11!!!1
Your support has been amazing!
Will be expecting my official entree papers to the helper-ranks soon @johncoles ,along with some cash.
Yes John. You'll have to pay me if you want me to stay. No pay no gain.
As a fellow business man i expect you to understand.
~FartiliciousManChild (aka Epicfartofdoom) Signing out
(Cant wait!!)