Worst application for staff competition.

[1212hawks_]

So basically, the point of this application is to make the worst possible application by following the application Example:
Do you have any Minecraft username: No I don't play Minecraft
Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames? No.
What's your forum username: xx_GiveMeHelperOrDie_xx
What country do you live in? Mars
What is your age? I am the first human ever
On average, how many days are you on? .54757382 Seconds
What is your favorite minigame? Survival games in real life.
Have you had any other staff experience? I was banned by a staff. Does that count?
What languages do you speak? None
Have you ever been banned on the server? Yes, I tried to take down the server
Why do you wanna become helper on cubecraft? Because if I don't, I'll hack the server
What makes you different than other applicants? Well, I killed them all so...
Anything else We need to know? I go on killing sprees.
Well, my joke application kinda went dark but you have to follow these questions for your false application. This is supposed to make people laugh :) Try to make your app really stupid

 

[Zombiepower]

So basically, the point of this application is to make the worst possible application by following the application Example:
Do you have any Minecraft username: No I don't play Minecraft
Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames? No.
What's your forum username: xx_GiveMeHelperOrDie_xx
What country do you live in? Mars
What is your age? I am the first human ever
On average, how many days are you on? .54757382 Seconds
What is your favorite minigame? Survival games in real life.
Have you had any other staff experience? I was banned by a staff. Does that count?
What languages do you speak? None
Have you ever been banned on the server? Yes, I tried to take down the server
Why do you wanna become helper on cubecraft? Because if I don't, I'll hack the server
What makes you different than other applicants? Well, I killed them all so...
Anything else We need to know? I go on killing sprees.
Well, my joke application kinda went dark but you have to follow these questions for your false application. This is supposed to make people laugh :) Try to make your app really stupid

Nice application i will copy this in the future and send it in as my application and i hope that i got accepted xD

 

[1212hawks_]

@HackersDontWin. Is this type of forum thread allowed? I don't know

 

[Zombiepower]

This is in the off-topic section so...

 

[MattAttack01]

Do you have any Minecraft username: opopopopopop
Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames? normalnormalnormal
What's your forum username: givemestaffsoicanvoteineggwars
What country do you live in? alderaan
What is your age? lets just say I was born a long time ago in a galaxy really really close
On average, how many days are you on? 5 per day
What is your favorite minigame? eggwars
Have you had any other staff experience? I was a admin on my survival world
What languages do you speak? every language (with a little help from google translate)
Have you ever been banned on the server? nope definitely not for spamming
Why do you wanna become helper on cubecraft? definitely not so I can vote in eggwars
What makes you different than other applicants? ... i am a huge fan of op items i used to like normal then i changed my mind
Anything else We need to know? nope

 

[Ping Ether]

Do you have any Minecraft username: Ping_Ether
Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames? PingEther04
What's your forum username: Ping Ether
What country do you live in? Italy
What is your age? 7
On average, how many days are you on? 8 days of the week.
What is your favorite minigame? The Walls
Have you had any other staff experience? I was owner of my survival single player world
What languages do you speak? Am gud in engrish, butt my main language is itelian Have you ever been banned on the server? Yes I told a kid who wanted to molestate me to stfu
Why do you wanna become helper on cubecraft? /p Ping_Ether hax What makes you different than other applicants? ... I make dank memes and I got sweg
Anything else We need to know? I'm a furfag

 

[Titanic27]

What is your Minecraft username? Leg4lizeM4riju4n4
Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames? lovemesomebleach
What's your forum username? Plsdesbaneronme
What country do you live in? Ur mum is a country.
What is your age? 9
On average, how many days are you on? Twice a month
What is your favorite minigame? The entire Parkour server
Have you had any other staff experience? I slept with one staff member (Not tellin who ;D)
What languages do you speak? English and Basic white girl
Have you ever been banned on the server? I'm still banned right now please unban me
Why do you wanna become helper on cubecraft? Because I'm awesome
What makes you different than other applicants? I think I killed someone once but I don't remember
Anything else we need to know? I'm hungover rn

 

[XXPie_GuyXX]

So basically, the point of this application is to make the worst possible application by following the application Example:
Do you have any Minecraft username: No I don't play Minecraft
Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames? No.
What's your forum username: xx_GiveMeHelperOrDie_xx
What country do you live in? Mars
What is your age? I am the first human ever
On average, how many days are you on? .54757382 Seconds
What is your favorite minigame? Survival games in real life.
Have you had any other staff experience? I was banned by a staff. Does that count?
What languages do you speak? None
Have you ever been banned on the server? Yes, I tried to take down the server
Why do you wanna become helper on cubecraft? Because if I don't, I'll hack the server
What makes you different than other applicants? Well, I killed them all so...
Anything else We need to know? I go on killing sprees.
Well, my joke application kinda went dark but you have to follow these questions for your false application. This is supposed to make people laugh :) Try to make your app really stupid

I love it, good idea!

 

[TeamTyler]

*crosses out questions*
I WANT MOD I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FORMAT AND I WONT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER!

 

[XXPie_GuyXX]

Do you have any Minecraft username: umm, I thought this was Roblox.
Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames? RamenNoodles+Anime=ME
What's your forum username: I'm_Adopted_9/11
What country do you live in? MEMEME!
What is your age? The beginning, middle, and end.
On average, how many days are you on? all of the days, I love stalkin- I mean reading other peoples posts.
What is your favorite minigame? The tiny games.
Have you had any other staff experience? I was beat with a staff once, it really hurt.
What languages do you speak? me noi menoinoi, me noiii (doodle bob SpongeBob)
Have you ever been banned on the server? what server? I just stalk the forums.
Why do you wanna become helper on cubecraft? that way no one will expect me to hack and i wont get bann.
What makes you different than other applicants? I'm made of pie.
Anything else We need to know? I eat myself when I'm hungry.

 

[telegamer]

*watched thread so he can reply in full glory on his computer when he gets on*

Do you have any Minecraft username: Freebuild
Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames? Yes: UHC, Parkour
What's your forum username: WEWANTFREEBUILD
What country do you live in? FREELAND
What is your age? Morgan Freeman's age
On average, how many days are you on? 6/9
What is your favorite minigame? Freebuild :(
Have you had any other staff experience? I got banned for asking about freebuild, that counts, right?
What languages do you speak? English, Freelish
Have you ever been banned on the server? Yes, I got banned for asking about freebuild
Why do you wanna become helper on cubecraft? I want Freebuild early acces!!
What makes you different than other applicants? I WANT FREEBUILD
Anything else We need to know? I'll cut you if you don't make me helper

 

[Despacito 2]

Okay okay:
Yes hello I want Staff...
Why because I want to abuse this server till it's dead
MINEPLEX WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!

 

[Megaaa]

Do you have any Minecraft username: Yes
Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames? Yes
What's your forum username: Yes
What country do you live in? What do you mean? You mean land?
What is your age? 10
On average, how many days are you on? 30 minutes
What is your favorite minigame? Minecraft
Have you had any other staff experience? Maybe
What languages do you speak? Dutch, but my english is very well
Have you ever been banned on the server? Not that I know
Why do you wanna become helper on cubecraft? I can ban hackers
What makes you different than other applicants? I will ban hackers
Anything else We need to know? Can I have a rank?

 

[DrHam]

I want admin.

 

[Stefanvld]

You take the average actual helper application:

---> This thread.

 

[telegamer]

You take the average actual helper application:

---> This thread.

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

 

[Despacito 2]

You take the average actual helper application:

---> This thread.

I feel you ;-;

 

[hgbf]

Do you have any Minecraft username: hgbf
Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames? can u change??
What's your forum username: hgbf
What country do you live in? internet
What is your age? 14
On average, how many hours a day are you on? 0
What is your favorite minigame? Freebuild
Have you had any other staff experience? no
What languages do you speak? English, swedenish
Have you ever been banned on the server? idk
Why do you wanna become helper on cubecraft? i want the rank to maek my friends think im a cool kid
What makes you different than other applicants? im not different
Anything else We need to know? i stalk staff members in lobbies becuz their're cool

 

[Pandaa]

Do you have any Minecraft username: ab00ser
Do you have any previous Minecraft usernames? IDDoSServers
What's your forum username: Hoe Jenry
What country do you live in? i live in paris bcuz that where i like to see eiffel tower
What is your age? I em 4
On average, how many days are you on? Idk, i cent come on today bcuz i heve graduation from preschoool, so pl0x accept applecation tommowroe
What is your favorite minigame? I liek to pley control point
Have you had any other staff experience? yes the teecher told me too keep cere of theh cleass once. it was disasterous
What languages do you speak? i'm lerning
Have you ever been banned on the server? welp i kinda told some1 to kell themselfs.. pls no tell mommy.
Why do you wanna become helper on cubecraft? i want to build a wall around cubecreft and meke cubecreft grate agen!
What makes you different than other applicants? im veery createive, i love building inapropriat builds on freebuild
Anything else We need to know? i will also help with reports, pls accept me, i full of goodness and i will make cubecreft grate again
PS: Cen you follow me on 9gag? i post lullabies on 9gag so folloe meh fer moar!i!