[Competition] Worst appeals ever

[TheBrownster]

TD trolling ban: “The only reason why I did this is because I saw other players doing this without being banned, so I didn't think there was any problem with it. as far as I could see there was no mention of whether I need to read the rules of the server.”

Cheating ban: “i cubecraft I need rank youtuber plz I youtuber his account plz”

Teaming ban: “wjhGDJwhbjhdkhdbgluwyhbdjksblidubhlwieuhgksjhdjhueuhdjsndjshguehuhdjshdjdhnjehf”

And people wonder why so few appeals are accepted XD

 

[OnePointEight.exe]

TD trolling ban: “The only reason why I did this is because I saw other players doing this without being banned, so I didn't think there was any problem with it. as far as I could see there was no mention of whether I need to read the rules of the server.”

Cheating ban: “i cubecraft I need rank youtuber plz I youtuber his account plz”

Teaming ban: “wjhGDJwhbjhdkhdbgluwyhbdjksblidubhlwieuhgksjhdjhueuhdjsndjshguehuhdjshdjdhnjehf”

And people wonder why so few appeals are accepted XD

I wrote 2 appeals in the past both to my knowledge sounded pretty dam professional. I admitted to cheating in them.

Spoiler

I got bored so I bhopped ok? Not my brightest moments

Does sounding unprofessional get your appeal accepted? I've been starting to think that.

 

[Nevermind3476]

unban me pls

i didnt hack i just used killaura

Teaming: it was only cuz i relly needed the diamonds

 

[Sweetenerera]

my mom is sentiel if i wont unban be she will ddos u stupid server

 

[OnePointEight.exe]

Hai CubeCraft, I gto bananed adn wuold leik to say I ma srroy, I jsut anted ot gte soem miadonds adn I ddint heav bolcks os I hda ot fyl, I dntd hakc o nythin, plz nuban?

 

[A pigeon]

when will u lern when will i leand thatcubecraft i did not hax. When will u lern stupid staffs. When will u lern that ur actuons have consiqwenses! This pethetic server, i buy iron range too but stupid mod @StorySays ban me because i vote no projects in skywars tema. Please cubecraft i belive me.

 

[Fennec]

unban me or I will tell my friends to stop playing in this server

 

[DoctaDux]

Ill call my mom if u dont unban me

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Unban or i spoil ending if infinity war

 

[Injunction]

Literally 9/10 appeals are like this

9.8


You guys are all just trying your best to replicate an actual appeal
Just use a completely logical and valid argument if you really want to be unbanned

For example:

“I should be unbanned, I have a very convincing argument on why. I feel like I wasn’t breaking the rules”

 

[Nevermind3476]

i wsnt haxing a relly werd glitch kiled evrybody and d anticheat baned me cuz then it made me fly

i should be unbanned because i like playing on the server and if i cant play on te server i cant find the hackers wit my hax.

if you dnt unban me i will hax you and delete you stupid server your staff is stupid they think i hax but i really just pro and can kill peoples and i have rank i will get obsidian if you unban and buy 84938497439 cubelets

 

[TyFoxy]

I've been thinking about making a thread like this for a while. Basically just make the worst appeals possible. Remember to write the type of ban for context. Ill start us off with a couple.

Sentinel ban - "I think I was hacking but I'm not sure..."

Sentinel ban - "I did not hack what happened was there was another guy using reach so I put on my kill aura and killed him. But then there was another aimbot hacker and so I had to turn on my fly to kill him. Then I got unfairly banned by this anti-cheat which is terrible and staff is bad. Pls unban me"

Haha! I would so help you with this thread oml! Hmu Foxic! <3

 

[SanCookie]

"hello you can leave me because they were wrong person please desban pls I'm innocent"
(https://www.cubecraft.net/profile-posts/285132/)
I guess it's for Sentinel

 

[SrKlompenstein]

''Unban me now or I will steal your cookies, nerds. :)''

 

[Marieke2001]

“Hello cubecraft I have been bitten because of the licking and I do not have any way to hack.”

“I hacked the ban I ate it.”

“Hi guys, you are banned from WWE because I do not have any way to hack.”

Yes these appeals are real

 

[Gainfullterror]

deeer staff
i wasnt hacking i love cube i buy obsidian rank
i never hacked in my life
i installed hacks to fight players because im not good at game
i never hacked before but i hacked against others
pls unban me sentinel banned me unfairly when i was hacking against another hacker with regen hax
idc if you unban me
pls unban me


(has 3 previous mutes, 2 teaming bans and 3 hacking bans)

 

[MisterCringe]

Unban me

 

[Injunction]

3 hacking bans)

So how could they be appealing?

 

[TheBrownster]

deeer staff
i wasnt hacking i love cube i buy obsidian rank
i never hacked in my life
i installed hacks to fight players because im not good at game
i never hacked before but i hacked against others
pls unban me sentinel banned me unfairly when i was hacking against another hacker with regen hax
idc if you unban me
pls unban me


(has 3 previous mutes, 2 teaming bans and 3 hacking bans)

I just wanted to rebort teem :'v

 

[Komodо]

Staaaff :C ,-,/:

I wasnot haxing. Me brodda, JustRyann junior haxed me acount. I sweer, I lov dis servere and dats why you shold unbanearon my. I hav unloked al blokbant stars. Dont u see how manny @effot I putted in dis severe? I to wand me monny beck. Mi mom is ferry angry when i dont get beck my monei. I have an freind, mac, and his adminearon on dis severe. If u dont unben my, he will hax you're severe <:

Pls hury up, I ned to be ability to pley on dis severe today becuz I have almsot 10 eggwar wins!!!!1!!!one!!1! Im the very guddest. Pls, do no lemme wait! Or ill hax jajajajajajjjajajajaaajajajjajajajajajajajjjajja