[Competition] Worst appeals ever

[Nevermind3476]

This was the best thread idea ever!!!!!

i hadeck btu it wax becsye ov gje comppjef ir wndt and insfll hax ans ueds thdm auz itd subef glitchl

 

[Sweetenerera]

"i onlie haked bc im very bat at peeveepee and i wanted to make it a fare figt"

 

[Deleted member 352903]

HALLO I WAS PLAING EFGWERS AND I SEAD A HAX PLS BAN HIM usernem: Ploti
i never haxedi always help the srver and i reprot hakers PLS UNBAN ME IT WASNT ME i only haxed to fight a hacer

 

[Troublesomee]

Dewd whay you do this??? Senterial ban me becuz my goldfish plopped out of the bowl, he did the kil aura and fly, i wasnt it i swear
i will do anything for unban maybe my golfish need to die
if you dont unban me now i will trow her out of my window with proof and u dont want that

 

[Deleted member 352903]

(appealing for a guy called Ploti)


Hello, I’m Ploti’s mom. Could you unban him? Thanks.
-Ploti’s mom

 

[MagnificentSpam]

(appealing for a guy called Ploti)


Hello, I’m Ploti’s mom. Could you unban him? Thanks.
-Ploti’s mom

Actual youtube comment:

Hey dude. This is Crazykid505's mom. I have watched my son play on this server, and he does not hack. We don't know how to do that. He just clicked the buttons really fast. As a customer that has paid for the ranks, I find it really annoying that he can't actually use them now. Don't expect me to spend any more money on this server, and I am certainly not going to recommend that any of his friends join or buy ranks. Ridiculous. Poor customer service. Is it only you who gets to judge whether people are hacking? Is there...

IF YOU ARE A BIG NOOB JUST GOT TO SAY 1 THING YOU SHOULD QUIT MINECRAFT111111 xD NOOB

 

[ItsDavey_]

waht are haxcks?
me ban bcz antichet, and waht is taht?????
unban me plzzzz bcz how hackxs??????
plzzzzz

 

[Fennec]

Actual youtube comment:

oof

 

[DrHam]

I was feeling sentimental, so sentinal banned me

 

[OnePointEight.exe]

Staaaff :C ,-,/:

I wasnot haxing. Me brodda, JustRyann junior haxed me acount. I sweer, I lov dis servere and dats why you shold unbanearon my. I hav unloked al blokbant stars. Dont u see how manny @effot I putted in dis severe? I to wand me monny beck. Mi mom is ferry angry when i dont get beck my monei. I have an freind, mac, and his adminearon on dis severe. If u dont unben my, he will hax you're severe <:

Pls hury up, I ned to be ability to pley on dis severe today becuz I have almsot 10 eggwar wins!!!!1!!!one!!1! Im the very guddest. Pls, do no lemme wait! Or ill hax jajajajajajjjajajajaaajajajjajajajajajajajjjajja

Btw it is completely possible to reference my name without putting an @ symbol before it.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Please put some @effot into these appeals guys. Just because they’re trash doesnt mean you cant be creative.

 

[Deleted member 100818]

Dear staff,

I recently went to the zoo where I saw this awesome duck, turns out it wasn't part of the zoo though.. That same duck flew into my window, installed wurst 1.11 and began playing on CubeCraft. You're probably wondering, how is a duck able to install anything with just his flipper? The correct answer is:

So I'd appreciate an unban, thanks a lot for reading!

-[insert troll name here]

 

[Marieke2001]

Dear staff,

I recently went to the zoo where I saw this awesome duck, turns out it wasn't part of the zoo though.. That same duck flew into my window, installed wurst 1.11 and began playing on CubeCraft. You're probably wondering, how is a duck able to install anything with just his flipper? The correct answer is:

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So I'd appreciate an unban, thanks a lot for reading!

-[insert troll name here]

Wouldn’t surprise me if I ever get this appeal. We also had things like cat enabeling modifications or going to the toilet and little brother enabeling it

 

[Deleted member 100818]

Wouldn’t surprise me if I ever get this appeal. We also had things like cat enabeling modifications or going to the toilet and little brother enabeling it

You should've seen my appeal..

 

[Shamel]

desband ols i call polis therefore i have rank

 

[OnePointEight.exe]

Please put some @effot into these appeals guys. Just because they’re trash doesnt mean you cant be creative.

Can I go 5 minutes without people meming my name? Litterally 2 posts in a row people tagged me with the same joke... You don't need an @ symbol for people to get the joke...

 

[remio]

Unbanneron my or me daddie Trumb wif thy orang skin wil murdre u mExikans!

 

[Fantasyz]

I think i got haxed because I never haxed in my whole life! plz unban

 

[Nevermind3476]

Cubecraft I didn't hack. I don't know why I got banned. I had hacks but I didn't use them. I just am really pro and it looks like I switched on my hacks or maybe my cat did it there was also some guy breaking in maybe he turned on my hacks. It wasn't me I'm just so pro that I use hacks.

 

[Deleted member 309509]

Fake report ban : "no one liket them sow i just dit dhem a favor and i wandet to get to de top faster, plz unban or ... or ... i call somebodi to crush yor server"