Dreadful Helper Applications!

[Nikboo]

Gimme your worst / funniest ever helper app using this format:

Current In Game Name:
Previous IGN's:
Timezone:
Age:
Languages:
TeamSpeak:
Online time:
Previous punishments:
Staff experience:
You being helper:
Difference:
Other information we should know:

For example ;):

Current In Game Name: Haxer
Previous IGN's: ILoveHackingCubecraft
Timezone: GMT - 221
Age: 1 Month old
Languages: American
TeamSpeak: Nuuuu
Online time: 1 Second per year
Previous punishments: I have been banned for haxing
Staff experience: I was a mod on a singleplayer world
You being helper: I wanna be helper so I can rek people
Difference: I WANNA BAN PEOPLE
Other information we should know: Get rekt

 

[HarryVanSunweb]

Current In Game Name: coolboy1234567
Previous IGN's: supercoolboy123
Timezone: What is that?
Age: 10 but I'm almost eleven so old enough
Languages: Dutch
TeamSpeak: Daddy and Mommy said I was not allowed to download this.
Online time: I am only allowed to game 30 minutes a day.
Previous punishments: I hacked one time, but it was not me. It was my friend who asked me if he could borrow my account.
Staff experience: I've been Admin on Hypixel, Moderator on Mineplex. I often develop plug-ins for HiveMC in my spare time.
You being helper: Than I'm the coolest guy on CubeCraft.
Difference: One more person in your staff team.
Other information we should know: I know every staff member very well. I often go to their houses to play MC with them. They are my best friends.
They all know me

 

[Nikboo]

Current In Game Name: coolboy1234567
Previous IGN's: supercoolboy123
Timezone: What is that?
Age: 10 but I'm almost eleven so old enough
Languages: Dutch
TeamSpeak: Daddy and Mommy said I was not allowed to download this.
Online time: I am only allowed to game 30 minutes a day.
Previous punishments: I hacked one time, but it was not me. It was my friend who asked me if he could borrow my account.
Staff experience: I've been Admin on Hypixel, Moderator on Mineplex. I often develop plug-ins for HiveMC in my spare time.
You being helper: Than I'm the coolest guy on CubeCraft.
Difference: One more person in your staff team.
Other information we should know: I know every staff member very well. I often go to their houses to play MC with them. They are my best friends.
They all know me

Nice 1 :D

 

[Qin Shihuangdi]

Current In Game Name: DuckHacker69
Previous IGNs: xMegaDuckHacksx
Timezone: GMT - 69
Age: 69
Languages: Duck, Sex
TeamSpeak: Quack!
Online Time: 69 days, 69 hours, 69 minutes, 69 seconds, and 69 milliseconds a year.
Previous punishments: Spamming 69 in Skywars Lobby 69
Staff experience: I was 69 on server 69.
You being helper: 666
Diffenrece: None
Other information we should know: .
@xMegaCoolx @hgbf @Stefanvld

 

[hgbf]

Current In Game Name: rubick_kube_mann
Previous IGN's: wHAT IS IGN?
Timezone: ?
Age: 8
Languages: eNGLICSH
TeamSpeak: sPEAK IN TEAM?
Online time: 30 mINUETS
Previous punishments: bANNED fOR sPEED hACKS
Staff experience: nO
You being helper: i WANT TO BANN MY FRINDS
Difference: iM YOUGN
Other information we should know: i AM GOOD!1

 

[FapQueen]

Current In Game Name: Jimmyboy2008
Previous IGN's: JimmyFredericks2008
Timezone: 3:00 pm
Age: Enuff
Languages: English duh
TeamSpeak: My mom won't let me
Online time: After my homework
Previous punishments: Told my mom f off
Staff experience: Co-Owner on my best friends LAN Server
You being helper: Good
Difference: Bad
Other information we should know: I live at 78 north coconut lane in the town of Curveville in NY. I am old enough to be helper even tho im not old enough for nut hair. Sorry I'm only Eight and haven't hit puberty :(

 

[Swordgamer455]

Current In Game Name: Swordgamer455
Previous IGN's: None
Timezone: 3:00 pm
Age: 17
Languages: English
TeamSpeak: Yes I have teamspeak 3
Online time: 3:00pm-10:00pm
Previous punishments: Bannedfrom servers because of a compromised account.Servers that I gt banned from-Mineplex and Hypixel
Staff experience: Builder rank on BakeryCraft
You being helper:Good
Difference: Bad
Other information we should know: I am 17 and I mostly play on cubecraft because of the new games that recently came out.I am old enough to become a helper (I think) and I would be excellent helper if I was one.I live in Sutton and I am very respectful. By the way I am a legit pvp master :)

 

[AjFanta]

Current InGameName: Xx_x_PvPMaster_x_xX
Previous InGame Names: 99FireBlazerz99 KoolBoy55 KickBackGamer LegitPvPMasyter
Timezone: 2 AM
Age: 12 and half
Languages: English and a bit of a mazter @ freench to umpress the gurls
Teamspeak: I cant talk after scool cuz me mum sayz Icant have itt butt itss downloaded
OnLine Teim: My mum onle lets mee play on weekendz bt I cann sneek onine
Previous Punishments: I gott banneed frum Mineplz for haxxing but I wus just tooh god they thogt I had haxxs but I dnt uuse Kill aurua or somthin
Staff Exprience: I gut me mom's credit crd and bught rnks on my frends aternos server
U being Halper: Swaggy and Pvp Amaze
Diffrnce: notin Im 110% legitnz
Other stuffz u guyz shuld know: My fav colr is pvp and ierm legit measter BajanCandan fite me m9

 

[SrPapitahMc]

Current In Game Name: XXXsuperHackerLOLomgxDDDDDDDXXX
Previous IGN's: xxxxxxxxxxxxsupermegahackerlololololololololollxxxxxxxxx
Timezone: 4AM
Age: 2
Languages: I dont know what languages i speak :v
TeamSpeak: IAmAHackerLOL
Online time: 20 mili seconds
Previous punishments: I have been banned for Killaura , AntiknockBack ,Aimbot, Click aura and for use more that 9999999 hacked clients
Staff experience: I am the owner of all the servers in the world , except Cubecraft
You being helper: Helper NEVER , i said OWNER
Difference: What does this mean?
Other information we should know: I´ll ban all the players that kill me , because i have to be the most pro in all Cubecraft

Hope you to select me like Staff , Thank You :33

 

[Nikboo]

bump c;

 

[Deeds]

Revive because this looks fun and i was looking on the forums for some interesting stuff.

 

[Deeds]

Current IGN: ur_mom
Previous IGN's: ur_dad, UltraMegaHaxor, lol_noobz_r_ez
Timezone: 3 AM
Age: 3
Languages: Englihs nederlnds espnol
TeamSpeak: ts.nooooooooooooobs.net
Online time: 3 AM- 3:01 AM
Previous Punishments: Swearing, Flying, Spammmmmmmmmmmmming, killaura, xray, staff impersonation, bhop/ speed
Staff Experience: line leader,
You Being Helper: i would ban all non haxors
Difference: illuminati
Other information we should know:
I am god haxor i will rek ez noobs cats scratch people i am the most popular kid in ballet class i love to dance i can rap i go potty i am 3 yrs old i am typer on pc i am an og i am boxer i have xbox i have ps4 i have fun i have bread i need help

 

[Hex4Nova]

Current IGN: xXx_EPIC420BLAZEIT1337PROGAMERLEGEND27_xXx

I already exceeded the Minecraft universal username limit. Crap.

 

[DanDaDino]

Current name: xX_Dumb_guy_Xx
Previous IGN's: potatoesareepic and derpland4lyfe
Timezone: it is 8:08
Age: Mommy says I can't tell strange people that I am 7 years old.
Languages: gobbledegook
TeamSpeak: um, what is dis
Online time: I fink somewhere between 8:00 and 8:30
Previous punishemnts: I haven't been on the server so I haven't been banned
Staff experience: owner on my single player world
Why shou,d be helper? Cos I want to. Mummy says I deserve anything in the world.
Difference: I have cookies
Other info: I would ban hackers (they're the guys who win, right) and ban everyone else in the game so I can win. I would be good.

 

[Injunction]

Current In Game Name:

What Game? Oh Battlefield I am xx_CutenessToDeath_xx

Previous IGN's:

IGN... wait IGN rated this me 10/10 YES my life goal is completed

Timezone:

Does the Jupiter have timezones?

Age:

Duh I am -16 years old. What did you think I was 14? ha you're funny

Languages:

Wow You are so rude, I KNOW I CAN'T PHYSICALLY SPEAK YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUB IT IN

TeamSpeak:

I don't use TeamSpeak instead I use a much more secure site that my friends and I made
here you can try it (If it asks you to log into your bank account just ignore that it is just a glitch) Here is the link...

Online time:

Why would you care
are you going to be stalking me or something? Jeez get away

Previous punishments:

Yeah I am currently banned permanently for hacking (because I was and I can't appeal anymore)
I also hacked the pentagon

Staff experience:

Yes I have staff experience
I was a worker an Mc Donald's
however I was fired due to the fact I spilled someone's coffee on the cash register

You being helper:

exactwy II whant too bee An telper becuase Im gud @ Inglash

Difference:

The Difference About Me Is I Have Learned exactly how most staff members act so I am perfect

Other information we should know:

I am drunk

 

[RayzMC]

Current In Game Name: Noobslayer
Previous IGN's: Your_mom
Timezone: 10 o clock
Age: 1 day old
Languages: Everything
TeamSpeak: I am speaking with my team
Online time: 0.2675 seconds a month
Previous punishments: banned for not knowing how to craft a crafting table
Staff experience: I am the owner of my dirt house server
You being helper: Cz why not?
Difference: i slay
Other information we should know: why would you care?