Hiring Pig Soldiers

[Deleted member 8554]

Except at the last second, the two animals suddenly change places!

 

[MinecraftPenguin21]

Except it's a weird gameshow where the slaughterhouse turns out to be chicken paradise and the safe place is a one-way trip to Death's dinner plate. Oh, and he's hungry.

nu its not a gameshow, the chickens die for KFC full stop.

 

[Trickmaster]

nu its not a gameshow, the chickens die for KFC full stop.

Then the pigs get sliced up, fried over a campfire, then eaten for breakfast by more than 1 million people everyday...also chopped up and put as toppings on a sundae, also blended into ice cream, u name it.

Except at the last second, the two animals suddenly change places!

Then the gameshow stops and the things go back to where they were. Now pigs are back to a slaughterhouse :D either way, pigs die, because the gameshow announcer was craving for bacon that day.

 

[Deleted member 8554]

I go back in time and stop both wars from happening!

 

[SevereWarning]

I join the pig side and kill some chickens, create the restaurant chain Zaxbys, and make chicken tenders out of the chicken. People love it and demand for more, as sales increase, more chickens and slaughtered.

 

[Noodles77]

What about Turtles? Can us turtles ally with the Pigs to help defeat the chickens?

 

[Deleted member 8554]

Yes they can!

 

[MinecraftPenguin21]

YESS, we have more allies! THE PIG ARMY SHALL RISE, AND CRUSH ANYONE WHO STEPS IN ITS PATH..... with flowers

 

[Muffin]

So I got bored...

 

[MinecraftPenguin21]

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So I got bored...

 

[Muffin]

It was more of a Dark Souls reference than anything. xP