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????????????????????????????????????????????????? The last update made by the real cubecraft team was a pretty cool one. But me and a friend have come up with idea's which we have made into a carcrash of a thing.
New wand: Arcane wand
This wand shoots a fireball that hits you like a truck barreling towards you from the wrong side of the road. It's a pretty straight forward wand. Although it has a secondary use being the fact that you can cosplay as Soldier from the hat trading simulator and shooter Team Forteress 2, since you can shoot the fireball at your feet and propel yourself upwards. "Ignore that you can already do this with explosive bow, we don't talk about explosive bow around these parts".This sweet deal has a 30 second cooldown.
Stuffed turkey half priced
A food comparable with a golden apple. After you eat the fancy cooked chicken deluxe. You instantly regenerate 4 hearts and a dumpster full of saturation. But because you gulped down a full stuffed turkey in a matter of seconds, you walk slower for a bit.
Super bouncy Slime boots
Fall damage????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Bounce, bounce, BOUNCE!
Straight from the grim reaper's garage: Scythes!
Introducing a never heard of weapon. The scythe! The scythe is what you get when you put a sword and an axe in a blender, and CRANK it to max! (Don't do this at home kids).The default scythe has the following stats:
1.4 attack speed (1.6 on swords for scale)
7.5 attack damage (7 on diamond sword for scale)
Poison scythe
Poison scythe gives your enemies a bad trip with slight poison and nausea just because I find it funni when my screen goes hOOOooooohhhhhhHOOOOOOOooooohhhHHHOOOOO.1.4 attack speed (1.6 on swords for scale)
5.5 attack damage (7 on diamond sword for scale)
HEALING SCYTHE
Lifesteal sword at mcdonalds:1.4 attack speed (1.6 on swords for scale)
5.5 attack damage (7 on diamond sword for scale)
Healing scythe has a cooldown so it can't be spammed (You know who you are)
Yoink rod but worse but better but worse (greeds edge)
This makes your opponents get very clumsy and drop an item out of their inventory right above you. Awh thats so cute :3! A random slot gets selected to drop (armor not included in this dlc). This slot can also be empty, so that it's not an instant win against enemies with very little items. Unlike yoink rod, greeds edge has a cooldown.1.4 attack speed (1.6 on swords for scale)
5.5 attack damage (7 on diamond sword for scale)
CLOWNS AND GENTLECLOWNS...
I PRESENT TO YOU
YOU HEARD OF ELEVATOR AND HOT POTATO, NOW HOW ABOUT WE COPY THE FORMULA 5 DIFFENT TIMESThey are called scrolls, and have a variety of effects!
Golden apple but you eat it REALLY quickly.
Golden scroll is what happens when you eat a golden apple so quickly that chunks fly everywhere and hit your teammates. It gives you and your nearby teammates the effects of a golden apple.
Scroll shaped rock
It's not a scroll. It's just a rock (it does somehow still have magical effects). Upon usage, it turns your body in an indestructiblerock, which makes you unable to move or get damage. You heal a little bit of health but also can't attack. This is great for messing with opponents, regenerating a little bit of health. Or for being a distraction. These effects last for 5 seconds only.
The rainbow scroll
Finally, a scroll that supports lgtbq+! (Like everybody should ). This scroll takes some of your lifes so that you can take somebody else's life. When you use it, around about 50% of your health get' used. The more health get's taken, the longer the effects last.
Watch what happens when I use a scroll I don't know
Frozen scroll hurls a blizzard (no refference here whatsoever) towards your enemy. It's good at hindering the enemy and blocking most projectiles (since it is a falling block, similair to dragon breath wand). It also can be used to extinguish yourself, make a terrain that only people with leather boots can traverse, or to catch your fall. WELCOME TO THE UNDE
FORTNITE LUCKY ISLANDS YIPPEEEEEE
Creates a wall for you to use, can be very helpfull when youre in a tough situation, to block people off. Or to use to gain THE HIGHGROUND?????Thanks for reading, don't forget to like and s