Nobody is perfect--I'm nobody
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Marcassin5
Well-Known Member 23 From 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500
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I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? -- She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!
What goes “ha ha thump”? A man laughing his head off.
This joke is not a joke that is, um well nice, pm if you want to hear.
I've come to realize whenever someone says "lol" the never are laughing out loud
Ima back, took a little longer than i thought tho
You just followed me but didn't update your status? Whoa, your page must be haunted or something. Other than that you maybe just forgot. -slurp-
Good Bye Every1!!! I'm gonna be gone for the month of august but i will be back... Seyall later....sniff.....
not sure if you remember me, i quit a few months back, but i might start playing again.
Ty fir the follow
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?
An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?"
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Q: Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg? A: Don't worry he's "ALRIGHT" now! -
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