Marcassin5 Jul 20, 2014 Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?"
Marcassin5 Jul 18, 2014 Sorry, I'm not gonna be here until sunday but on SUNDAY I will put up a TON of jokes. See ya soon CCG
Sorry, I'm not gonna be here until sunday but on SUNDAY I will put up a TON of jokes. See ya soon CCG
Marcassin5 Jul 18, 2014 Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Marcassin5 Jul 18, 2014 I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother
I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother
Marcassin5 Jul 18, 2014 I spent 4 years in college. I didn’t learn anything. It was really my fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology
I spent 4 years in college. I didn’t learn anything. It was really my fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology
Marcassin5 Jul 18, 2014 I’m thinking of opening a firing range where all the targets are shaped like computers with screens full of pop-up ads.
I’m thinking of opening a firing range where all the targets are shaped like computers with screens full of pop-up ads.
Marcassin5 Jul 18, 2014 I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they’re going to be talking.
I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they’re going to be talking.
Marcassin5 Jul 18, 2014 So there is a truck driver that every time he sees a lawyer he puts the peddle to the metal and slams them.
So there is a truck driver that every time he sees a lawyer he puts the peddle to the metal and slams them.