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  • Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?"
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    Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
    Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
    Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
    Sorry, I'm not gonna be here until sunday but on SUNDAY I will put up a TON of jokes. See ya soon CCG
    I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother
    I spent 4 years in 
college. I didn’t learn anything. It was really 
my fault. I had 
a double major 
in psychology 
and reverse 
psychology
    I’m thinking of opening a firing range where all the targets are shaped like computers with screens full of pop-up ads.
    I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they’re going to be talking.
    So there is a truck driver that every time he sees a lawyer he puts the peddle to the metal and slams them.
    Marcassin5
    Marcassin5
    Because he hate lawyers.
    So hes driving and sees a pastor hitch hiking and picks him up,
    He sees a lawyer, put the petal to the metal, then he realizes he has a pastor in the car, swerves out of the way and hears a THUNK. He thinks oh no! then the pastor says, "Its okay I got him with the door."
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