I Was playing Creative and i SWEAR I saw a guy with fly hacks
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Marcassin5
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My head hurt from trying to get on SW leader boards
Gonna put more jokes up today.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guys says "OK, now what?"
Nice jokes. Although I don't get some of them.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up.
Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table? A: "Use the fork, Luke."
You have a ton of good jokes
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
A man is talking to God. "God, how long is a million years?" God answers, "To me, it's about a minute."
I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. (I'm blonde so i can tell that)
Sir, can I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law? Boss: Certainly not! Thank you sir! I knew you would be understanding.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
Better ask forgiveness than permission
A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!"
A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.
Want to hear a pizza joke…. nah, it’s too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one
I Intend to live forever....or die trying -
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