[Competition] Worst appeals ever

[Deleted member 59979]

I've been thinking about making a thread like this for a while. Basically just make the worst appeals possible. Remember to write the type of ban for context. Ill start us off with a couple.

Sentinel ban - "I think I was hacking but I'm not sure..."

Sentinel ban - "I did not hack what happened was there was another guy using reach so I put on my kill aura and killed him. But then there was another aimbot hacker and so I had to turn on my fly to kill him. Then I got unfairly banned by this anti-cheat which is terrible and staff is bad. Pls unban me"

 

[Sweetenerera]

I wasn't hacking on you're [Did that on purpose] server. I hacked on another server. Then I turned my hacks off and joined your server. Then I went AFK and my cat jumped onto my keyboard and turned on my hacks! I didn't hack I swear! Pls unban me I love you're server.

 

[DrHam]

“It was me brother who haxed”

 

[SpookyWarz]

I wasn't using hax. I'm a pro pvper I swear. Please, I`ll never get to play on this server never again. Please unban me. My brother turned them on somehow. Please forgive me, I`ll do anything.

 

[Keanu]

dear staff,


TJAT STUPID SENTINAL BANNED ME FOR USING AN OLLEGAL MODIFICATION BUT THISD IS FALSE...UR STIPID SENTINAL SUCKS I ONLU USED AUTOCLICKER, KILLAURO AND FLY SO I SHOULDT RECEIVE THE BAN IT'S FALSE.



unban or ddos




[EDIT: Hopefully I won't be punished for DDoS threats]

 

[remio]

Tu stupida anticheat called 'seninentanentralnental' banned me. Pero, me no haxeron! Me only has killauora and anti-kb, and me broder have download it. Please halp my get unbanneroned, cause me have no haxeron! Tu as une anticheat horrible, maybe you should implementá watchdog!

 

[Ruben]

Literally 9/10 appeals are like this

 

[Miauw]

yo staf i was just testing the anticheat to sea if it work you should thank me for helping cuz i was just TESTING if the antsheet was workong pls unban me or my fadder works at mikrosotf he wil DELETE your'e account

 

[TheJeroen]

Help I bought rank from store give back money or I call police

 

[Deleted member 352903]

yo staf i was just testing the anticheat to sea if it work you should thank me for helping cuz i was just TESTING if the antsheet was workong pls unban me or my fadder works at mikrosotf he wil DELETE your'e account

Definitely the best one lol

 

[SpookyWarz]

Help I bought rank from store give back money or I call police

Get your rank here: https://cbecrft.net/freeranks or contact Joe henry

 

[ItzCamJam]

- i wasnt hacing i sware i was laging acros the void to the othr siide of the map pls unban no hacer heer im only 8

 

[Fennec]

if I buy a rank will you unban me ?

 

[Lightning McQueen]

unban me or u mom triple gay lmfao

 

[Despacito 2]

Hi I got banned for leaking while I just guessed the upcoming update. pls unbaneron.

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Hi I got banned for leaking while I just guessed the upcoming update. pls unbaneron.

Is that why he was banned? Also my status about that was deleted.

Hi I got banned for leaking while I just guessed the upcoming update. pls unbaneron.

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Hi I got banned for leaking while I just guessed the upcoming update. pls unbaneron.

Is that why he was banned? Also my status about that was deleted.
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Hi I got banned for leaking while I just guessed the upcoming update. pls unbaneron.

Is that why he was banned? Also my status about that was deleted.

Hi I got banned for leaking while I just guessed the upcoming update. pls unbaneron.

Is that why he was banned? Also my status about that was deleted.
status about that was deleted.

 

[Priley]

"hey today I joined minecraft srver, your server, and it said I was banned for hacing
But I did not hack! I really really like yor server and I really miss playing on all the epich games you make plz unban
JK U SUCK"

 

[schot]

''My dog stepped on my keyboard and toggled on its not my fault, MY DOG DID IT. if I don't get unbanned i will kill my dog. SO PLSSSS UNBAN MEE''

 

[DragonLord]

man called senetrial baned me??? was test plz unban now. it work good thx.

I don't use hacks! I just toggled fly on by accident!!

 

[Deleted member 352903]

pls desban me, it was my little sister's uncle's brother's cat, honest!