Dr. Phil

[KoningKiwi]

How come when a dog pees in public it's perfectly normal, but when I do it, I get arrested?

Because cops are animalists these days
If you're an animal, you can pee
If you're (kind of) human, you can also pee, but in the right way, at the right time...
Otherwise you will have to face the consequences
May the pots be ever in your favor

 

[KoningKiwi]

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

When Im off to bed, it also turns me on
So why not an alarm clock?

 

[Aimee2323]

Why are people migrating from Limpopo to Johannesburg and what are the strategies to lower the amount of people migrating and how effective are these strategies?

(Dr Phil do my homework pls ;3: )

 

[KoningKiwi]

Theres all these "Ades" why can't their be melonade?

There's no bananaade, appleade, strawberryade, kiwiade, mandarineade, pearade, apricotade, elderberryade, persimmonade, papayaade, peachade, avocadoade, dragonfruitade, kumquatade, clamantineade, rambutanade, star fruitade, ugli fruitade, durianade, bilberryade, blackberryade, raisinade, figade, mangoade, jambulade, blackcurrantade, bartlett pearade, passionfruitade, blueberryade, dateade, cherryade, boysenberryade, cantaloupeade, jackfruitade, tangarineade, tamarilloade, salmon berryade, coconutade, guavaade, oliveade, orangeade, honeydewade, currantade, cloudberryade, pomegranteade, pomeloade, plumade, physalisade, quinceade and grapeade either. So why wou;d there be melonade?

 

[johnyestaloca]

What if flying Seagull Icecreams would exist?

 

[Aimee2323]

Theres all these "Ades" why can't their be melonade?

 

[Aimee2323]

There's no bananaade, appleade, strawberryade, kiwiade, mandarineade, pearade, apricotade, elderberryade, persimmonade, papayaade, peachade, avocadoade, dragonfruitade, kumquatade, clamantineade, rambutanade, star fruitade, ugli fruitade, durianade, bilberryade, blackberryade, raisinade, figade, mangoade, jambulade, blackcurrantade, bartlett pearade, passionfruitade, blueberryade, dateade, cherryade, boysenberryade, cantaloupeade, jackfruitade, tangarineade, tamarilloade, salmon berryade, coconutade, guavaade, oliveade, orangeade, honeydewade, currantade, cloudberryade, pomegranteade, pomeloade, plumade, physalisade, quinceade and grapeade either. So why wou;d there be melonade?

To name but a few

Why are you so wrong?

 

[KoningKiwi]

Why are people migrating from Limpopo to Johannesburg and what are the strategies to lower the amount of people migrating and how effective are these strategies?

(Dr Phil do my homework pls ;3: )

There are 2 different reasons for people to move.

The first group of reasons is called push-factors
These are the reasons why people want to leave their country
There are different types of push-factors:
economical reasons (if you didnt have work in your home land)
political reasons: (if you are a refugee)
physical reasons: (if you did not like the weather)

The second group of reasons is called pull-factors
These are reasons why people want to go to the other country
And again there's the same types of reasons
economical (if you can get a better job in another country)
political (if you do have freedom of religion in another country, but you dont in your current country)
physical (if you do like the wather in another country

So to lower the amount of people migrating, the government has to make life as comfortable as possible for the people. Im sure th amount of migrants will increase if they feel safe and happy in their country

 

[KoningKiwi]

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To name but a few

Why are you so wrong?

I was just checking if you guys were paying attention and if you would notice the mistakes
You noticed them, good job!

 

[KoningKiwi]

What if flying Seagull Icecreams would exist?

Then you would surely be one xD

 

[johnyestaloca]

I was just checking if you guys were paying attention and if you would notice the mistakes
You noticed them, good job!

._.

 

[johnyestaloca]

Do you think that Icecream Seagulls taste delicious?

 

[Aimee2323]

There are 2 different reasons for people to move.

The first group of reasons is called push-factors
These are the reasons why people want to leave their country
There are different types of push-factors:
economical reasons (if you didnt have work in your home land)
political reasons: (if you are a refugee)
physical reasons: (if you did not like the weather)

The second group of reasons is called pull-factors
These are reasons why people want to go to the other country
And again there's the same types of reasons
economical (if you can get a better job in another country)
political (if you do have freedom of religion in another country, but you dont in your current country)
physical (if you do like the wather in another country

So to lower the amount of people migrating, the government has to make life as comfortable as possible for the people. Im sure th amount of migrants will increase if they feel safe and happy in their country

Limpopo and Johannesburg are in the same country.. #getitright

Lmao jk I don't expect you to do all my homework for me

 

[KoningKiwi]

Limpopo and Johannesburg are in the same country.. #getitright

Lmao jk I don't expect you to do all my homework for me

If people move from Limpopo to Johannesburg... and end up being in the same country.... that means.....
FIX YOUR BLOODY TOWN, LIMPOPO

 

[Aimee2323]

If people move from Limpopo to Johannesburg... and end up being in the same country.... that means.....
FIX YOUR BLOODY TOWN, LIMPOPO

It's actually a whole district, and Johannesburg is a city. Limpopo barely has energy due to not being connected to the national grid, and it has a low wage and most jobs are farms and the majority of the population are under South Africa's line of poverty. Whilst the jobs in Johannesburg are much better paying, the majority aren't in poverty, and the houses are connected to the national grid.


I hate Geography.. I have to write 20 pages on this ;-;

 

[KoningKiwi]

It's actually a whole district, and Johannesburg is a city. Limpopo barely has energy due to not being connected to the national grid, and it has a low wage and most jobs are farms and the majority of the population are under South Africa's line of poverty. Whilst the jobs in Johannesburg are much better paying, the majority aren't in poverty, and the houses are connected to the national grid.


I hate Geography.. I have to write 20 pages on this ;-;

Im glad I'd decided to study PHILosophy, instead of geography...

 

[KoningKiwi]

Do you think that Icecream Seagulls taste delicious?

I do think a lot...
but if I think Icecream Seagulls taste delicious...
nah, they dont even exist
get real, m9

 

[Aimee2323]

Im glad I'd decided to study PHILosophy, instead of geography...

What should've I studied if my school didn't do philosophy?

 

[johnyestaloca]

I do think a lot...
but if I think Icecream Seagulls taste delicious...
nah, they dont even exist
get real, m9

Woooow, but chu said that unicorns where real ;-; So why aint icecream fabgulls real ;-;

 

[KoningKiwi]

What should've I studied if my school didn't do philosophy?

Well, pedoPHIlia is always nice....
wait....
Apparently, if the word Phil is in it, it doesnt mean that it is nice...
Hmm, interesting
just go study anything as long as it's not geology or pedophilia...
(I dont even know what's worse)