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That means I will not answer this, although I am responding to it
Once you get used to it, you will start to enjoy my fascinating voice
I always talk to myself for about 3 hours a day
At least it's more useful than yoga
Please do not tell anyone and also do not put this on the internet
I do not want everyone want to read this, since it is secrets
And secrets are supposed to remian secret, for some people
What is a secret, actually? If 3 people know it, is it still a secret?
Or is it only a secret when you are the only one who knows it...
Anyway, I will call this a secret, just because it sounds way more awesome than 'I will tell you a story that everybody knows already, but I am going to tell you anyway'
So, your question is: 'How may I obtain telekinetic and telepathic powers?'
I am actually sorry to tell you that one does not simply obtain telekinetic and telepathic powers.
However, there is a way to get these powers.
In a land far, far away...
I technically do not know if the land is far away. It depends on where you live.
Anyway, in a land far, far away, called the PHILippines, there is a mountain.
If you thought the Mount Everest was the highest mountain, you were wrong.
The Mount Phil is actually twice as big.
Just because it is this big, noone will find it and nobody knows about its existance.
Nobody? Not quite. The brave Dr Phil traveled to the Philippines, all by himself to look for the mountain.
He went by plane; Easy Jet, since that was the cheapest.
Not that Phil could not pay anything better than that, but hey, cheapest is always the best.
I, Phil, talked to the guy sitting next to me all the way to the Philippines.
Actually not all the way, because just before we were going to land and I was just about to start telling the 342nd story, he told me he had to go to the bathroom.
Later on that day, one of the other passengers said he jumped of the plane without parachute.
Such a stupid guy. I mean, who forgets their parachute when they jump of a plane?
However, I looked for the Phil mountain and with a little help of my GPS I found it.
I spent days climbing the mountain and I finally reached the top.
Now, this is where it gets complicated.
On the top of the mountain, there is a tree (which is really weird, since there are usually no trees on top of a giant mountain).
Walk 5 circles around the tree and then knock 3 times on the trunk.
A hidden trapdoor will appear. (It actually is not hidden anymore, after it appeared)
To open the trapdoor, you will need some dynamite.
Luckily, I brought just enough to blow the entire mountain up.
Of course I did not use it all, you stupid. Why would I blow up a mountain with such a beautiful name?
I only blew up the trapdoor, so I could enter a secret room.
In the first room, you will find a door. To open this door you need a code.
It was pretty easy to break the code for a genius like me. I got it first try: 1234.
Behind the door there is a complicated labyrinth. I am sure I would have got lost if I did not bring my GPS.
Eventually, you will arrive at the very last room. This room is the most beautiful of all.
It has diamonds on the wall an there is a huge golden statue. That statue kind of looks like me, I am not entirely sure why.
And in this room... you will not find those stupid powers.
I just wanted to tell you a story about the Phil mountain.
Still wondering how to get those powers?
Buy them in the local store for only $19.95
Or sms PHIL to 666-666 and get two for only $39.85!!!
There's been many people who have been looking for their luck in the mountain.
They wanted the powers and their goal was to control the world.
But the mountain felt that the people were bad. The
You might wonder: Is it possible to compare smells with tastes?
And I will answer; yes it is.
You would have not been able to taste anything if you did not have a nose, like Lord Voldemort.
And if something smells different than usual, it will taste different than usual
Phil
Some people have it in them
And some people are not called Phil
Dr. Phil
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Since there is no question mark at the end of this sentence, I dont consider this a question
That means I will not answer this, although I am responding to it
I read everything in my voice
Once you get used to it, you will start to enjoy my fascinating voice
I always talk to myself for about 3 hours a day
At least it's more useful than yoga
Okay, I am going to tell you a secret now
Please do not tell anyone and also do not put this on the internet
I do not want everyone want to read this, since it is secrets
And secrets are supposed to remian secret, for some people
What is a secret, actually? If 3 people know it, is it still a secret?
Or is it only a secret when you are the only one who knows it...
Anyway, I will call this a secret, just because it sounds way more awesome than 'I will tell you a story that everybody knows already, but I am going to tell you anyway'
So, your question is: 'How may I obtain telekinetic and telepathic powers?'
I am actually sorry to tell you that one does not simply obtain telekinetic and telepathic powers.
However, there is a way to get these powers.
In a land far, far away...
I technically do not know if the land is far away. It depends on where you live.
Anyway, in a land far, far away, called the PHILippines, there is a mountain.
If you thought the Mount Everest was the highest mountain, you were wrong.
The Mount Phil is actually twice as big.
Just because it is this big, noone will find it and nobody knows about its existance.
Nobody? Not quite. The brave Dr Phil traveled to the Philippines, all by himself to look for the mountain.
He went by plane; Easy Jet, since that was the cheapest.
Not that Phil could not pay anything better than that, but hey, cheapest is always the best.
I, Phil, talked to the guy sitting next to me all the way to the Philippines.
Actually not all the way, because just before we were going to land and I was just about to start telling the 342nd story, he told me he had to go to the bathroom.
Later on that day, one of the other passengers said he jumped of the plane without parachute.
Such a stupid guy. I mean, who forgets their parachute when they jump of a plane?
However, I looked for the Phil mountain and with a little help of my GPS I found it.
I spent days climbing the mountain and I finally reached the top.
Now, this is where it gets complicated.
On the top of the mountain, there is a tree (which is really weird, since there are usually no trees on top of a giant mountain).
Walk 5 circles around the tree and then knock 3 times on the trunk.
A hidden trapdoor will appear. (It actually is not hidden anymore, after it appeared)
To open the trapdoor, you will need some dynamite.
Luckily, I brought just enough to blow the entire mountain up.
Of course I did not use it all, you stupid. Why would I blow up a mountain with such a beautiful name?
I only blew up the trapdoor, so I could enter a secret room.
In the first room, you will find a door. To open this door you need a code.
It was pretty easy to break the code for a genius like me. I got it first try: 1234.
Behind the door there is a complicated labyrinth. I am sure I would have got lost if I did not bring my GPS.
Eventually, you will arrive at the very last room. This room is the most beautiful of all.
It has diamonds on the wall an there is a huge golden statue. That statue kind of looks like me, I am not entirely sure why.
And in this room... you will not find those stupid powers.
I just wanted to tell you a story about the Phil mountain.
Still wondering how to get those powers?
Buy them in the local store for only $19.95
Or sms PHIL to 666-666 and get two for only $39.85!!!
There's been many people who have been looking for their luck in the mountain.
They wanted the powers and their goal was to control the world.
But the mountain felt that the people were bad. The
The taste of a smell is kind of comparable to the smell of a taste.
You might wonder: Is it possible to compare smells with tastes?
And I will answer; yes it is.
You would have not been able to taste anything if you did not have a nose, like Lord Voldemort.
And if something smells different than usual, it will taste different than usual
Just being myself
Phil
Some people have it in them
And some people are not called Phil
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