The evil Zombie genius Dr. Inconsiderate was in his work shop working on his newest invention. The T.A.R.D.I.S. "
MWHAHAHHAHhahhahahaha" said Dr. Inconsiderate. "
Now All I have to do is zap it with 10,000,000,000 gigawatts! ZOMBIES move it to the platform!" Dr. Inconsiderate mumbled to himself as he started with the preparations. Meanwhile, four giant zombies moved in to move the T.A.R.D.I.S. to the electric platform. Now you may be asking why are Giant Zombies listening to a normal zombie. The reason is Dr. Inconsiderate was the one who made them. (4 years earlier when Dr. Inconsiderate was a beginner Evil Genius he was experimenting with electricity, he found out (and I won't say how) that if you throw 117 zombies, 55 cows, 3,017,649,629 human hairs, the spleen of a pig, 2 blazes, a dragon egg, and some tnt into a big pot of boiling water then you zap it with 1,324,857,739 gigawatts of electricity, low and behold the Giant Zombie was born!)
ZAP! The T.A.R.D.I.S. was shocked with 10 billion gigawatts draining all the power out of the United States of America. "
Yes! Yes! IT Worked! Now it is time to go to the future!" Clearly this mad man would not be stopped! Dr. Inconsiderate went into the T.A.R.D.I.S. and when to the year 2016. When he stepped out of the T.A.R.D.I.S. he was
amazed at the technology everyone had. Cell Phones! Dr. Inconsiderate could not wait to bring these "Cell Phones" back to his age. And so he stole a cellphone vending machine and when back to the present... umm to the past? ARG SCREW IT. Ahem. He went back to the time he came from. Dr. Inconsiderate installed a time warping teleportation device on the vending machine which teleported cell phones from the future to the past, therefore the vending machine would never run out of cell phones.
Cell Phone Vending Machine.
A vending machine that dispenses cell phones. brought here from the future by Dr. Inconsiderate.
Costs 500 coins to build
Tier 1
Dispenses cellphones for all mobs that have arms (Zombie, PigZombie, Witch, WitherSkeleton, Skeleton, ect.)(exception Giant Zombie)
Tier 2
Costs 200 to upgrade
Dr. Inconsiderate has installed mostly hand free cellphones that Spiders can use.
Spiders, CaveSpiders can now get cellphones
Tier 3
Costs 300 to upgrade
Dr. Inconsiderate has installed 100% hand free cell phones.
All mobs but Giants can get cellphones (including wither)
Tier 4
Costs 500 to upgrade
Dr. Inconsiderate was considerate to his creations Giant Zombies and added an invisible Dispenser (on top of the regular dispenser)(Dr. Inconsiderate couldn't make a giant dispenser design that he liked so he just made it invisible) that dispenses giant cell phones for the Giant Zombies.
Giant Zombies can now receive cell phones
Additional Notes on Cellphone dispenser:
If mobs with cell phones don't have service they get aggravated and move 50% faster with a 10% damage resistance.
If mobs with cell phones do have service they are so busy texting that their movement is reduced by 35% and attack 10% slower if they reach the castle.
Dr. Inconsiderate was so excited about cellphones that he started selling them immediately, but soon he realized that his customers were becoming enraged cause they had no service and couldn't do anything with it. Dr. Inconsiderate jumped into the T.A.R.D.I.S. and when into the future and back. Thus the Cellphone tower was born.
Cellphone Tower
Was produced by Dr. Inconsiderate to give service to all cellphone users.
Cost 1000
Tier 1
Costs 1000
Does nothing as it isn't fully built
Tier 2
Costs 500
Does nothing as it isn't fully built
Tier 3
Costs 500
Gives service to all mobs with cellphones. Even mobs on the enemy track.